lovebirds + whatever leo and james are
Friend-in-law #1:
don't forget about leo's 
birthday party tonite ‼️
Freddie Krueger:
babe how could we? 
you text us about it everyday
mí hermosa:
bebe idk why you're being 
so anal about my birthday lmao
mí hermosa:
it ain't even a party- more of a shindig 
Friend-in-law #1:
bc last year's was lackluster!
Friend-in-law #2:
that's bc we didn't have other friends
mí hermosa:
no it's bc we decided to 
do smth last minute
Friend-in-law #2:
ah yes bc gargoyle decided to ditch you
mí hermosa:
                                
                                     
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      
                                      
                                    
                                  
                                 
                                
                                
                                  
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Freddie Krueger:
we'll be at the party b- stop stressing
Friend-in-law #1:
james hasn't answered
Freddie Krueger:
james wouldn't miss it for 
the world and you 
damn well know that
Friend-in-law #1:
true he stays being whipped
mí hermosa:
i'm still here guys...
Me:
I'll be there
Me:
Might just be late
Friend-in-law #2:
i'm shocked
Friend-in-law #2:
gobsmacked truly
Friend-in-law #2:
i'd thought he'd be there 
early for some alone time with-
King George:
did you just cut yourself off
Friend-in-law #2:
yeah that was to signal leo slapping me
                                      
                                   
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how to be a pureblood 101 // j.s.p.
Fanfictionwhen draco malfoy's muggle one night stand gives birth to his daughter he decides to carry on the family tradition and name her after a star. in particular, the zodiac for the month she was born in. no one told draco that "leo" was a boy's name in n...
 
                                               
                                                  