BAPA One-Shots

Mini One-Shots 10

A/N: mostly references to other sources.

(Warning: swearing, sexual)

No One's POV:

Bose and Chapa are at the table, having a small argument.

Bose: "Oh, Chapa, you are so full of-"

He says "crap," but an air horn then goes off, scaring then. Bose turns around and sees his mom, Celia, behind him with the horn.

Bose: *to Celia* "What?! Oh, I can't say *air horn* in my own *air horn* house?! *air horn* great, Chapa, just *air horn* great. You know, you're lucky you're good at *air horn* my *air horn* or I'd never put up with you."

His face changes to a smirk.

Bose: "You know what I'm talking about when you *air horn* lubed *air horn* toothpaste in my *air horn* while you're *air horn* on a cherry *air horn* Episcopalian *air horn* extension cord *air horn* wetness *air horn* with a parking ticket. That is the best."
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Chapa and Bose are sitting on the couch and watching TV. Chapa then moves a little bit, but soon feels that her foot fell asleep.

Chapa: "AH!"

Bose: "What's wrong, Chapa?"

Chapa: "My foot is asleep."

Bose: "Well, you know what we should do?"

In the next frame, Bose and Chapa are decorating her foot with whatever and just laughing.

Chapa: "It's gonna be so mad when it wakes up."
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Bose: "Story time..."

He approaches Chapa.

Bose: "She never even knew that her shirt had a whole..."

Chapa looks at her shirt, thinking there was a hole in it.

Bose: "...lot of style."

Chapa realizes that it was a joke, and she laughs.

Chapa: "Oh, Bose..."
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Bose was reading a book, and suddenly, Chapa's voice came into his head.

Chapa's Voice: "It was then that he realized while reading, his mind had been elsewhere, and he'd have to start the freaking page all over."

Bose groans loudly, puts head down onto the table, then his fist. Little did he know, Chapa was actually in the room with him. She is shown off to the side and giggling.
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Bose looks through a telescope.

Bose: "Oh, nice. Hey Chapa, I can see Uranus."

Chapa: "I'm sorry!"

Bose then realizes that it was the wrong Uranus.

Bose: "Oh, my god!"

Chapa: "I didn't wear a belt and I had to tie my shoe."
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Bose and Chapa are in her room, looking on her computer and trying to find a strategy for taking down the Shadowman. Suddenly, Sage comes in.

Sage: "Yo, Bose!"

They turn around to face her. She is holding some sort of magic lights.

Sage: "Check it out."

She shows off the lights.

Sage: "Okay, not now, Sage."

Sage: "I figured these... could scare off the Shadowman."

Chapa: "Doubt it, now get out."

Sage: "Why? So you guys can kiss?"

Bose and Chapa look at each other, speechless.

Chapa: "Why would we kiss?"

Sage: "I saw you Google 'kissing' on that computer."

Chapa closes the computer in a rush.

Chapa: "N-no, it was- it said 'missing.'"

Sage: "Looked like it said 'kissing.'"

Chapa: "Well, it was a typo."

Chapa pushes Sage out of her room, then closes the door.
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Bose and Chapa are sitting on her bed, making out with each other. The combination of their moans and the sound of their lips smerping constantly made everything so perfect.
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Chapa: "I swear sometimes, I feel like I'm married to a child."

Bose: "You better watch who you're calling a child, Chapa, because if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedophile; and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert."