BAPA One-Shots

Dreams

No One's POV:

Bose and Chapa are in tbe Man's Nest, playing a game they made about who had the most nonsense dream.

Bose: "Okay, get this: I once dreamed about myself gathering a few people together to play a song on stage."

Chapa: "Sounds cool."

Bose: "Except... when we were all together, we were suggested by someone to play a... for some reason, Fortnite cover of the song."

Chapa: "Fortnite?"

Bose: "Yeah, it's stupid, right? So then, I said 'why can't we just play the original version of the song,' and they suddenly agreed and let us do the original. So then, we're gathering our equipment to play the song, and when we did, we got on stage and started playing, but since it was a dream, we sounded bad, and we were apparently facing away from the audience."

Chapa: "Oh, wow."

Bose: "Then the song fades and I'm still going, and once I stopped, I gathered with another person who was backstage and we left together, and somehow, we ended up at the mall, then magically transported to school."

Chapa: "Bruh, that is a lot to take in."

Bose: "Exactly, and it's why I still remember it."

Chapa: "What was the song?"

Bose: "Limelight by Rush."

Chapa: "Ooo, that's a good one."

Bose: "Yeah."

Chapa: "You think that dream's bad? One time, I had a dream where I tried turning into a Power Ranger, but my morpher kept failing."

Bose: "Bet that must've sucked."

Chapa: "Hard."

Bose: "Think that sucked? There was a time that I dreamed about working at Ball-Mart, and there was someone I used to be friends with there. I tried to say hi, but they wouldn't take notice of me."

Chapa: "That had to hurt."

Bose: "Eh, sort of."

Chapa: "There was a time that I dreamt about getting shot. I didn't even hear or feel it coming, until I looked down and saw my shirt covered in blood."

Bose: "Bet you felt it then, right?"

Chapa: "Yep."

Bose: "Speaking of blood, I once dreamt that a bee stung me."

Chapa: "You bled after a bee stung you?!"

Bose: "Here's how it went: I was at my old house, outside walking around, then a bee came up to me and stung me in my neck. When I pulled it off, it stung me there, too. I ended up with a few bumps on my finger, but when I looked in a mirror, there was blood pouring out of my neck, all down my clothes."

Chapa's mouth was left hanging open.

Bose: "I think I win the game, because that's impossible when you get stung."

Chapa: "Uh-uh, hold on now. I got a dream that can beat that."

Bose: "Try me."

Chapa: "Okay, so... the dream was that I was at a mall, a different mall, and I had to look for my mom and dad, so I walked around the mall, and about a minute later, I found them sitting up on a mattress, with a gun pointed at the employees, as they were demanding they get the mattress for free. So then, I had to pry them off the mattress and get them to leave it."

Bose: "I didn't hear any nonsense in that dream. I win."

Chapa: "Ah ah ah. There's one detail I left out on purpose."

Bose: "What is it?"

Chapa: "At one point, I went up an escalator, and somehow, my foot got caught in it..."

Bose: "Ouch."

Chapa: "...for a brief moment, then it was let go."

Bose: "Oh... yeah, I think you win this game, actually."

Chapa: "Exactly, because that part was not logical at all. Once your foot gets caught in an escalator, it's there to stay. You can't get it out by yourself."

Bose: "True."

Chapa: "So... since I win the game, what do I get as a prize?"

Bose smirks.

Bose: "This..."

Bose leans in and kisses Chapa, who instantly engages into it.

-The End

Believe it or not, all of these dreams are mine.