BAPA One-Shots

Whoever goes the longest...

Reference to a scene from another funny show.

(Warning: smut, vomit)
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No One's POV:

In the Man's Nest, Chapa, Bose, Mika and Miles are on the couch, each holding a bottle of something in their hands.

Chapa: "Alright, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from the pharmacy, all on my tab. Now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge."

Together, they take a small drink from their Ipecac bottles.

Chapa: "Alright, here we go."

A second or two of silence.

Chapa: "How's everybody?"

Miles: "Good, good so far."

Chapa: "Alright, alright."

Mika: "Yeah, nothing yet."

Chapa: "Cool, cool. You know, I don't know if you guys had any of that pie already, but that is, uh... that is some tasty stuff. It's from the bake sale that Credenza-"

Chapa is the first to vomit.

Mika: "Ooh, one down. *to Bose* I know someone who won't be having any-"

Mika vomits this time.

Bose: "I'm starting to feel funny."

Miles: "Well, I feel fine. I guess I'm gonna-"

Miles loses.

Bose: "Oh, boy!"

Bose stands up in excitement.

Bose: "That means I win! I get to eat-"

Bose vomits, then Mika again.

Mika: "Oh, oh god. Why didn't anybody tell me?"

Mika vomits again.

Chapa: "Oh, my god! My insides are on fi-"

Chapa vomits again.

Mika: "No, no please. No more. No m-"

Too late.

Bose: "Chapa, I'm scared."

Bose vomits again.

Miles: "Get the phone. Call 91-"

Miles vomits again.

Chapa: "Ray! Ray, Ray, get in he-"

More vomit.

Mika: *crying* "I don't wanna, I don't wanna..."

More vomit.

Miles: "Chapa, I need you to grab my ears and-"

More vomit from Miles, then Chapa, then Miles again. Everyone is moaning and groaning with regret of doing this challenge in the first place. Suddenly, Ray comes in.

Ray: "Who wants chowder?"

Cue a synchronized vomit.

Ray: "What in the Jeezum crow?!"

Later

Chapa and Bose are in the bathroom, cleaning themselves from all the vomit, and each taking a breath mint.

Chapa: "That was... different."

Bose: "Sure was. I've never vomited so much in my entire life."

Chapa: "Well, lesson learned: we will never drink Ipecac again."

Bose: "Fo' sho. I still get the last piece of pie in the fridge, though."

Chapa smirks.

Chapa: "Why eat the pie...?"

Chapa gently places her hands on Bose, one on his shoulder and one on his chest.

Chapa: "When you can eat my cake?"

Chapa winks. Bose feels very aroused, he senses a familiar feeling happening in his pants. Chapa looks down and coos.

Chapa: "Oh, Bosey..."

She gently places her hand on the side of his face, wrapping the other arm around him, then gives him a big smooch. Bose closes his eyes and wraps his arms around her waist while engaging in the kiss.