(Warning: swearing)
A/N: might not contain as much BAPA.
In the SWAG classroom, Ray and the kids are going over an assignment.
Ray: "Alright, what did y'all get for number 12?"
Chapa: "I got 18."
Miles: "I got 9:45."
Bose: "I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason. I don't..."
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Bose is holding a crayon. Suddenly, Chapa comes up to him.
Chapa: "BOSE, is that a weed?!"
Bose: "No, this is a-"
Chapa: "I'm calling the police."
Chapa goes to a microwave and puts in "911."
Microwave: "911, what's your emergency?"
Bose is flabbergasted.
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Later, Bose gets Chapa back by locking the keys inside her car, forcing her to call the police to come help her. All of this just so he can do this...
Bose: "CHAPA, is that a police?! I'm calling the weed!"
He types in "420" on the microwave.
Microwave: "420, whatchu smokin'?"
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Bose gets into the back of Chapa's car with some balloons. Mika is in the passenger seat, and Miles is next to Bose.
Chapa: "Are they helium balloons?"
Bose: "Yeah."
Mika: "Oh, for fuck's sake."
The car starts to levitate.
Chapa: "I told you the car is not meant for helium balloons."
Miles: "Ah, it's too late. We're flying away."
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Chapa and Bose are at fake table, eating some dinner. Bose then starts a chat.
Bose: "Wanna see how animals eat their food?"
Chapa doesn't say anything, but she looks slightly intrigued.
Bose: "Watch closely."
Cow...
Bose: "MOOOOO!"
He slams his head onto the plate.
Alligator...
Bose's hands stretch out onto the table. He then claps at it, making food go everywhere.
Lizard...
Bose pretends to climb against the wall, then shoves his face into the plate.
T-Rex...
Bose's arms are in his shirt, only his hands sticking out. He starts to flap them around while making a noise. He them shoves his face and hands into the food.
Whale...
Bose makes a whale noise and drops onto the table.
Groundhog...
The table shakes slightly violent as Bose is under it.
Kangaroo...
Bose jumps like a Kangaroo to the table. His hoodie... hood... is acting as a pouch, which Bose stuffs food into. He then kicks the table, causing it to mess up.
Flamingo...
Bose hops on one foot to the table, dressed up in a tight pink whatever you call it. He then drops his head onto the table a few times.
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