Dysfunctional ~ F.Hargreeves

23} Kinky Bodyguards And The Frankel Footage

Jenna and Five sat at a table, sipping on whiskey and water, near the front row of the adult club that Luther supposedly worked at. Five leaned back in his chair, eyes wandering around for his gorilla of a brother, while Jenna stared at the stage, completely entranced in the women dancing around.
"She's too young for you," Luther said to Five as he walked over.
"It's not me you should be worried about," Five took a swig of his whiskey, peeling a finger off of his glass to point at his wife, "It's her."
"What?" Jenna snapped out of her trance, "They're really pretty. Just because I married a man doesn't mean my bisexuality evaporated."

"Yeah, my friend said you asked when she got off of work but I thought she said 'she' by accident and meant Five,"Luther shrugged, "Should've pieced it together, though."
"I'm happily married," Five smirked, "Her on the other hand, I don't know if 'happily' is the right description by the way her eyes have been wandering everywhere but me."
"Oh, shut up," Jenna elbowed him, "I see your mediocre face everyday. And I threw her a twenty because the men here are weird as fuck and don't pay them enough," She turned her attention to Luther, "Anyways, it's nice to see you, brother-in-law."

"What do you two want?" Luther rolled his eyes, "Or should I say what does Five want?"
"For you to stop hovering like an ambitious stripper and sit down with us," Luther obliged and pulled up a chair before Five continued, "How long have you been here?"
"A year, thanks to you," He scoffed, but sweetened his tone once he looked at Jenna, "How 'bout you, Jen?"
"About three months give or take," She squinted an eye up in thought.
"I'm sorry, Luther," Five apologized, surprisingly, "I know that couldn't have been easy."
"I thought everybody was dead!" Luther huffed and looked around the club, "I gotta go."

"Luther, wait," Jenna grabbed his arm, "Look, I get it, okay? I know what it's like to be stuck in time... thinking this is how you're gonna live out the rest of your life. On the run, and not knowing if you're ever gonna see the people you love again, and to be in an unfamiliar world. But Luther, you're not alone."
"We have to find the others because the world ends again in ten days," Five finished, "We have no idea how to stop it."
"I don't give a shit. Sorry, Jenna," He gave her a sad smile and left.
"Damnit!" Five threw back the rest of his whiskey, "Why is everyone nice to you but an ass to me?"
"Because I can be a nice person, Sweetheart," She cupped his face gently in her hands, "You're, to put this nicely, a bit blunt and a bit of a dick. I haven't burned any bridges with your side of the family, other than with Vanya. You, on the other hand, have beef with every single one of them. Be a bit nicer and they'll return the favor. It's not that hard."
"I'm not nice," He pouted.
"Then they won't be nice back," She pulled her hands from his cheeks, "Beggars can't be choosers, Pocket Watch. Can we go home now? I'm really tired."
"After I really talk to him."

Five shot up out of his seat and stormed after Luther with Jenna not too far behind him.
"What the hell is wrong with you, Luther?" Five grabbed his brother, "I just told you the world is gonna end in ten days."
"Yeah, well, you're always saying that," Luther argued.
"And so far, I've been right."
"Look, you want to go save the world? Knock yourself out. All right? I already got a job."
"Wait, you work in this shithole?" Jenna asked, tucking her hands deep into her jean pockets.
"Yeah," Luther nodded, "Well, my boss owns the place. I'm his body man."
"What's that? Like a masseuse or something?" Five scrunched up his face.
"Or something..." Jenna mouthed, "Kinky?"

"No, no," Luther quickly replied, "Okay, you can make fun all you want, but I take good care of Mr. Ruby."
"So it is something kinky?" Jenna's face dropped, "I don't judge, but I didn't expect this from you of all people. Klaus, sure, but you? Well, maybe..."
"Wait," Five cut her off, "Ruby? The Jack Ruby, the gangster who shot Oswald?"
"Yeah, the one and only."
"Well, it finally happened. That gorilla DNA has taken over your mind."
"Hey, watch it, all right? Jack's a good friend."
"You are doing nothing but convince me further that you're in a kinky relationship with him," Jenna shook her head at the thought.