Dysfunctional ~ F.Hargreeves

73} Kicking Ass And Consoling In-Laws

She shoved her way through the frantic crowd and into Sector R, just in time to see Diego ripping his shirt off while Luther ripped his pants off to reveal his silver g-string.
"Holy shit!" Jenna covered her eyes as the two turned to her, "I didn't need to see that."
"How 'bout instead of complaining, you give us a little bit of help here, Jen?" Diego grunted.
"Uh, sure?" She questioningly brought herself into the crossfire of CIA agents, "Mind explaining what the fuck's going on here?"
"Luther gave the agents a lap dance and they're mad," Diego huffed out, visibly pissed off.
"I did not," Luther defended, "Well, maybe? I don't know, just help us please! They're all Keepers and are trying to kill us!"

(Start playing HOT TO GO! for the best fighting experience. I can finally put Chappell in the book and I'm so happy! I would've done Juno by Sabrina Carpenter, but it just seemed a tad bit too sexual even for these guys)
Jenna blasted one of the agents back into the wall opposite them with her powers, then elbowed another in the nose, causing it to bleed. Jenna dashed over to Diego as soon as she saw a woman about to beat him up.

[I could be the one, or your new addiction]
She let out a blood-curdling scream as she rammed into the woman's stomach, launching her backwards through the window at the back of the office.
"Thanks," Diego shot her a grateful smile right before whacking a man in the chest who was carrying a water pitcher, spilling it all over the floor in the process. Jenna took advantage of the situation and electrocuted the water, shocking everyone touching the puddle. She peered back to see Luther smashing a man into the central table and splitting it in half.
"Nice," Jenna gave him a thumbs up, "Now I see why they call you King Kong."

[H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap and clap and touch your toes]
With Jenna's attention elsewhere, a man took advantage of her situation and tried to knock her over the head with a lamp, but Diego noticed before he got the chance to hit Jenna. He dramatically smashed a clock over the man's head, sending him tumbling into a nearby desk. Diego then pinned him down and stapled his hands with a nearby stapler. Jenna ripped it from his hands and smashed it right into the man's forehead, completely knocking him out cold.
"That's for trying to kill a pregnant lady," She snarked.

[H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hot to go]
Two more agents joined in on the fighting. Diego wasted no time and threw an envelope opener into one's shoulder while Jenna vaporized the other's arm. More and more agents started to file in, causing one of the Sector R workers hiding under his desk to smash a woman over the head with a fire extinguisher.

[Well, I woke up alone staring at my ceiling]
Jenna glanced behind her to see Luther stab another agent in the head with a fork. On her other side, she heard Diego grunting from another agent twisting his arms backwards. Jenna snatched a Tupperware of egg salad out of a man's hand who was hiding, jumped onto the agent's back, and crammed it down his throat until he started to choke. He quickly released his hold on Diego and crumpled to the ground, sputtering for air.

[H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap and clap and touch your toes]
"We did it!" Diego and Jenna heard Luther cheer from beside them.
Luther and Diego initiated a little secret handshake in celebration, right before about twenty more agents filled the room.
"Maybe we should go," Luther gulped.
"Yeah," Diego grabbed Jenna's hand to tug her with them.
"One second," She ran towards the door to grab the huge water jug near it.

[H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hot to go]
She threw it across the room, dousing the floor in the process. And just like she'd done a few moments prior, she shocked the floor, sending all of the agents crumpling to their knees in pain, "Now we're good to go, boys."
On the way out, Diego snagged a couple trench coats and handed them out between everyone.
"You're too late," Lance chuckled through a bloody smile as they walked past, "You can't stop the Cleanse."
"Says you, bucko," Jenna scoffed, kicked him hard in the gut, and threw a trench coat on.
(HOT TO GO! fades out with the final chorus lingering as they walk out)