Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection

No Rest. Sinner -Male Reader X Millie (Helluva Boss) Rated-M

Millie and Moxxie aren't married or dating so No Cucking or cheating, we don't condone that around these parts.

Enjoy!
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Y/n had considered himself a decent person, he did his shit and moved on, never bothering anyone, but then when he got a stray bullet to his noggin walking out of the dollar store he woke up to see that he was now in the fiery pits of hell.

The reason? He could not figure out.

He didn't drink or smoke, he felt like he never really hurt anyone, for all intents and purposes he felt like he should have gone to heaven as he really led an unremarkable life that didn't affect anyone.

So either the people at the pearly gates were feeling petty or someone threw his name in the wrong batch.

Elsewhere.

"Ugh!!!! This is boring as shit! " Adam groaned as he threw paper names marked with dead souls in different buckets labeled heaven and hell.

" Hey Boss! The time has come!" Lute shouted  as it was time to begin the extermination.

Adams eyes widened in excitement. " YES! Fuck  this job." He shouted throwing a name behind him.

The paper with the name Y/n L/N Landed in the batch on hell.

End.

He may never know, hell was just as if not more horrible then the books say but at the same time it had a ...for lack of a better word normal side to it.

From what he could see outside of the sinners, those that were born here, denizens of hell, being imps, hell hounds etc behaved much like your average people on earth, but with more edge as hell just had that negative effect on people.

Because of this he found himself leading a simple life soon enough.

He managed to secure a job at I.M.P , the immediate murder professionals, wasn't his first choice but its not like he had every option available.

He didn't feel killing anyone as no one had done anything to him so he opted to just handle paperwork.

Which was...alot, blitzo was a decent boss but how hes kept this building running for as long as he has is beyond him.

And since blitzo seemed to hold little importance in paperwork that meant he was in no rush to finish all of it by some deadline, he just played some music and got to work at his own pace.

He had some interesting coworkers as well. Loona was a piece of work but she stayed out of his way and he stayed out of hers so there was a respect there.

Moxxie while a bit of a pushover with some self confidence issues was a good guy and a better assasin and was probably the most welcoming person he met which allowed them to be good friends.

Now millie, millie was a ball of country energy,  from the moment they met she eyed him like some meat she didn't want to share, and he was shocked to even see that.

Y/n had always treated millie with respect, part of it out of fear because she could pull his tongue out his ass if he made her made , and that was no exaggeration hes seen her do that to a demon.

But when millie made it plane she wanted him.....he said yes.

Why would he say no? She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and her personality was infectious.

Plus he got no bitches when he was alive, he had absolutely zero play, so this was like waving a lottery in his face, demonic lottery but hey he was dead, he had to accept things as they came at this point.