Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
There is like ZERO nico x male reader one-shots, that changes now. Enjoy! ——
Y/n calmly walked through abandoned corner of red grave city, the demons had really leveled the place but atleat thanks to his and his friends efforts they were taking the fight back to the demons.
"Now where are you....there." Y/n said with a smirk as he spotted the van, devil may cry, the shop and mobile home of his girlfriend.
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"Hate to wake up my girlfriend like this...oh wait no I don't...NICO GET YOUR FINE ASS UP!" Y/n yelled as he banged on the van.
"ARGH! Shit..." Nico spoke as it sounded like she hit her head against a table.
Y/n waited a moment whistling to himself as he heard the van window open.
"Now who tha-...Ah...it's you ya damn asshole.." Nico Sighed, her voiced dipped in southern drawl seeing who it was.
"Asshole? Your own boyfriend? Nico I'm hurt." Y/n said in mock hurt placing his hand against his chest.
"Yup ,only an asshole wakes me up from a mighty fine nap, and it just happens to be my man." Nico said leaning against window, as she motioned him forward, y/n smiled giving her a quick kiss. " so whatcha want?" Nico asked.
"Got a call from boy wonder, need to head downtown, kill some demons." Y/n said placing a hand on the hilt of his sword.
"Hm...and why's that more important than me getting some sleep?" Nico said looking at y/n unimpressed.
"Aw cmon, il get you some coffee, we hang out..." y/n said then he got an idea. "....need a pick me up?" Y/n said with a smirk.
Nico grew a smirk herself. " get in the car."
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"Ahh!!!" Nico came as y/n had her laid against the couch and her legs on his shoulder thrusting into her. "You...one armed...fucker." Nico praised catching her breath.
"Its what i do best...." Y/n said wrapping a hand around nicos neck and gently rubbing her lips with her thumb. "Aside from fighting of course..." y/n said as nico gently bit his thumb
"Riiiing!"
Y/n phone rang and he released nicos neck and picked up his phone off the ground. "Speak."
"Where the fuck are you?!" Nero yelled as the sound of his revolver went off.
"Uh..on my way." Y/n said as nico placed a cig in her mouth and looked for a lighter not bothering to detach from him.
