Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
I take some liberties with these interactions but only because I want to entertain Enjoy! ——
Kitty Pryde/ Y/n (Two Hands)
Kitty: I swear this is like the worse gig isn't hew sometimes.
Y/n: you kidding? Free food, housing and I get to fight, what more do I need.
Kitty: and what about getting hunted to extinction every other Tuesday man?
y/n: yeah...well it could be worse, you could be bald and have a big nose ( he said pointing at Professor X who was speaking to the the rest of the Illuminati)
Kitty: Hah! Okay you got me there.
Red She-Hulk(Betty Ross) / Y/n ( Two Hands)
Y/n: Sure are a lot of hulks, how did you get the gamma dose?
Betty huffed with her arms crossed: M.O.D.O.K and a brush with death, you can put the pieces together.
Y/n: mmm yeah that'll do it but hey you're a badass now so it ain't all bad right?
Betty's golden eyes looking down at y/n with a raised eyebrow: you flirting with me?
Y/n:......if I said yes what would happen?
Betty leaned down and grabbed y/Ns chin : il see how you handle yourself in this fight..then il decide preety boy.
Y/n: (I'm scareoused)
Storm / Y/n (Drift Away)
Storm: you and Namor clash like oil and water.
Y/n: he believes me another on of his subjects, if he keeps testing me I shall remind him only one of us truly commands the ocean waters.
Storm: you need not stoop to n level, Namor will be humbled in time, we simply need to focus on the task at hand.
Y/n: very well....have I told you how good you look in that uniform?
Storm smiles: many times.....don't stop my love.
She-Hulk/ Y/N (Blades and a shade of jade)
Jennifer: Hey, I was loosing you for a moment there you okay?
Y/n nods gripping his sword to managed his emotions:....yes, I just....i didn't expect to see Mifune again...I'm sorry, I did not want you to see me in such a state.
She-hulk: you have nothing to apologize for, seeing the man who scarred you I had to hold myself back from not getting a crack at him my self.... ( when she saw uncertainty in y/ns red eyes she held his face and made eye contact with him) lean on me y/n, I'm here for you.
Y/n stared for a moment and wrapped an arm around her waist, hearing the steady beat of her strong heartbeat. " Thank you."
Groot & Rocket Raccoon / Y/n (Two Hands)
Groot: I am groot.
Rocket: hes asking why don't you have a weapon, and I'm wondering the same thing.
Y/n: i do I just left em at home.
Rocket: Are they guns? Il buy them off ya just name your price
Groot: I am groot.
Rocket: what?? if they're made by that forge guy they gotta be worth a fortune!
Y/n: nah they aren't guns but honestly with fists ( his hands glow) like these I don't even gotta pack no heat.
Rocket: hm.....how much for your detached hands?
Y/n: what!?
Groot: I am groot!
Rocket: I'm kidding! I'm Kidding!
Spider-Man (Miles Morales) / y/n (two hands)
Y/n: you telling me there's an Y/n in your universe too?
Miles: well we actually met in another multiverse situation thing is he's actually a Spider-Man, symbiote suit and all.
Y/n: pretty badass not gonna lie.
Miles: and actually you kinda look like him ( shows him a photo)
Y/n smirks: oh wow...he's got peak taste in women too.
Miles: ...that's my mom.
Y/n:.....I'm your father-
Miles: NO!
Deadpool/ Y/n (Two Hands)
Deadpool: The Multiverse is getting fucked and you guys are saving it without Me!?
Y/n: dude nobody was invited we got yanked from our universes!
Deadpool: EXCUSES! I would have brought you along if the deadpool corps had some shit going on.
Y/n: There's a Deadpool Corps???
Deadpool: Oh don't act suprised! There's even a Y/n Corps! Several actually, HEY DRAGON! WHEN YOU GONNA STOP DICKING AROUND AND UPDATE ANOTHER BOOK!? YOUR PEERS ARE RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU!
Dragonsw: IM TRYING DAMN YOU! ( Cocks a shot-gun)
Deadpool: OH SHIT HES PACKING HEAT-
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