Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
Y/n walked around the house decorating Halloween and preparing for trick or treaters, a process that was taking hours but he as soon finishing.
"RIIIIING!"
Y/ns picked up his phone from his pocket. " hey Charlie what's up?" Y/n asked as he watched tv.
"HEY MAN! THIS PARTY IS TOTALLY OF THE HOOOOK!" Charlie said over the soundstage of heavy partying. " I Can't believe you're a no show!"
"Because last time I went someone tried to spike my drink and there time before that some dickhead threw eggs at my car." Y/n said shaking his head just thinking about it. " I'm taking a break this year I'm not in the mood."
"NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET SOME BITCHES!" Charlie yelled not trying to hear any of that.
"I got a bitch my searching days are over." Y/n said he then notices some candy missing from the bowl.
"Oh yeah who!?" Charlie asked in shock.
"Don't worry about it, I gotta go later man." Y/n said as he hung up, y/n the walked over to the bowl, there was still plenty of candy left but someone taken a handful of candy form the top of it.
Y/n just smiled and shook his head. " sally..." y/n said as he turned around finding his tall girlfriend standing near him.
"Hmm?" Sally sounded innocently.
"You Know where the candy went?" Y/n asked in an amused tone.
"I wouldn't know but..." sally then put out her chest. " maybe you should look around?"
- (Image in comments) - Y/n chuckled and reached into her cleavage. " you know you can just ask if you want my hand between your breasts." Y/n said a she pulled out some candy and put it on the counter.
Sally pouted a bit. " that would take an away from the fun of it. " she's said as she put her chest out when he reached in a second time, pulling out more candy this time ensuring there was none left.
"Shame on you sally, who knew you were such a pervert." Y/n said as he ate one of the laffy taffys that were in her cleavage."
"We're in the privacy of our home and alone, i have a right to be. "Sally counters with a smile.
"Heh fair enough, so what movie do you want to watch? Some thing scary, maybe silly?" Y/n said as he sat on the couch and grabbed the TV remote.
"Silly please, and I actually wanted to do do something else too." Sally said looking down and tracing her leg to the ground.
"Oh yeah? Lay it on me." Y/n said with a shrug.
A Few Minutes later.
"Shit..." y/n groaned as sat back on the sofa, sally was currently bobbing her head on his meat. " not what I meant but...I'm not complaining.." y/n said rubbing his girlfriends head.
Sally hummed playfully sending vibrations through him which made his eyes roll behind his head for a moment.
"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK."
"Go Away." Y/n said, this was not time to get up.
"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK."
"Got stonees in your ears , beat it! Ngh.." y/n groaned as Sally hadn't slowed down.
"KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!"
"Fuck!" Y/n regretfully pulled sally of his meat, who slurped as he did so, he put away his meat back in his sweat pants opened the door." WHAT!?" Y/n answered angrily.
He expected a kid, not a grown ass man in a bat costume and a bear in one hand and a bag in the other
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" trick or treat asshole." The man responded holding out his bag.
..........
"One moment." Y/n said calmly closing the door, a few seconds later he opened the door again.
"AHHH!" The man cried out in pain as he fell to the ground, he was just hit with Sally's leg, then a fruit cake was thrown near him .
"Now get the fuck off my lawn!" Y/n yelled as he slammed the door.
Y/n looked to sally, who was silently giggling. " thanks for the leg, il stitch it back up for you ." Y/n chuckled as he got back to the couch.
"Thank you, hmm..that jerk ruined the mood, but I don't want to leave you like that, come." Sally said patting the couch wanting him to sit and he obliged.
Sally then pulled him out and began jerking him off. " ugh...fuck." Y/n groaned, it wasn't head but the texture of her hand was wonderful. " Sally I'm..."
"Don't hold back." Sally said with a smile kissing his cheek as she sped up.
"Fuck!" Y/n cried out as he finally came, coating Sally's hand. " sigh... thanks babe." Y/n said as he kissed sally which made her blush.
"I'm happy I could help." Sally said brightly.
" now to get some napkins and thread." Y/n said as he stood up.
"Make sure to bring extra." Sally said holing up her right hand which was now hanging by a thread, the handjob had ripped up her hand.
Y/n chuckled it wouldn't be the first time or the last. " sure thing."
—— Boom!
More spooky characters on the way, and some regular ones as well.
