Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection

Mates for life. Male Reader x Female Orc

One again making female orc content because no one else is.

This is fantasy in the present day, remember the movie Onward? Exactly

Enjoy!
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Y/n smiled as he watched his girlfriend down several pints of mead, she was truly something,  Ovala was an orc, pushing almost 7ft  tall and built like a brick house,  shorthair, too messy, It gets in the way. Was her response , an x shaped scar on her face, symbolic of her warriors heritage, even as civilization advanced many retained their traditions, while wars were a thing of the past orcs still followed their tribe system and still held combat in high regard, only difference now is the chances of someone getting beheaded or crippled was zero, Ovala was a true example of an orc, family oriented, valued strength and was loyal if you gained her friendship, but she also had a soft side, one that a simple monk such as himself was able

Ovala took notice of her humie staring. " what you looking at?" Ovala asked with a raised eyebrow, her deep feminine voice still as attractive as ever.

Y/n chuckled, still as blunt as ever. " just reminiscing, on how I met you and stuff." Y/n said with a smile, fiddling with his wooden bracelet.

Ovala chuckled. "Heh, I see, it is a fond memory." Ovala said with a smile of her own.

" I certainly didn't expect it to play out like that." Y/n said with a smile.

Flashback.

Y/n rubbed his arm as he waited coffee shop, working up the nerve to ask the cashier his big question when she returned from the back, it was quite early so no one was flooding the place, this was his best chance to avoid an embarrassing rejection.

Soon Ovala came back with a cup of water. " kind of stupid to come here for water of all things but, here you go." Ovala chuckled as she placed the water on the counter.

"Thank you." Y/n thanked grabbing the cup, he then took a quick breath before speaking. " hey so Ovala...I don't mean to pry but you're not seeing anyone right?"

"Eh? You mean like a mate?" Ovala asked crossing her arms. " No, just haven't gotten around to getting one I guess, and I can't say I'm most men's ideal type." Ovala said with a shrug. " why do you ask?"

"Well....i was wondering if I could...take you out on a date sometime?" Y/n asked looking off to the side for a bit before looking at her with a nervous smile.

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Ovala stared at him for a moment...she then seemed to get angry. " oh your really fucking funny....

"Uh..im sorry?" Y/n asked, the energy started to shift quickly and he got nervous.

"What you asking me out of pity is that it?!" Ovala yelled at him, she then the cup of water out of his hand. " you find it funny I don't have a man fine, but if this is your idea of a joke I oughta punch you skull in...." Ovala growled as she crushed the cup.

Y/n eyes widened, he had to fix this stat. "No! that's not it all at all! Ovala I think you're awesome! You can bench like a thousand pounds and your the only other person I can talk to games and movies and not feel like a weirdo, not to mention your attractive . " y/n the bowed his head. " please,I would just like to get closer to you but if it's not something your looking for right now I get it."

Ovala stood there in shock, her anger slowly subsided, and it made way for a blush, and finally she began laughing. "Hahaha! You got spine y/n, im not exactly most people's ideal type so I tend to doubt if people are serious about something like this, but I can see your serious, tell you what, let's go to the gym tomorrow." Ovala said writing down some info on note before ripping it and placing it in y/na shirt pocket. " you can be my spotter and even show me a few of your moves." Ovala said winking at him and going to the back once more.

Y/n stood there in surprise and took out the note, it had her address and the time they were going, she actually lived in his area too. Y/n couldn't stop the smile on his face and as he walked out of the cafe, he had to let it out. "WOOHOOO!" Y/n cheered as he jogged back home.

Ovala had seen it from behind a window, and shook her head, not loosing her smile for a second.

Flashback.

"Honestly part of me wanted to ask you myself." Ovala revealed gently shaking her mead tankard.

"Really? Why didn't you?" Y/n asked gently nudging her leg, an affectionate habit he had.

"Ah I don't know, at the time I thought I was reading into it, like maybe you aren't dropping hints and just being nice, that sort of thing." Ovala said with a shrug. " but you're stuck with me so it's okay now." Ovala said with a smile, nudging his leg back.

And she wasn't exaggerating, if you were an orcs mate it was akin to being engaged, if the relationship failed it is because quite literally went sideways, orcs were strong and loved even stronger. "It sure is." Y/n said as he looked at the time. " you know it's getting kind of late, mind if we head back home? I need to get a new bag of cat food for Miku." Y/n asked referring to his house cat.

"Sure thing, it's hotter than a tieflings asshole in here." Ovala said as she downed her last tankard, saving every drop.

"W.wow." Y/n muttered taking in the sight of Ovala who made a sensual show of drinking the last bit of mead.

"Ahh~" Ovala sighed, completed satisfied, she then stood up and held out her hand. " cmon humie, the sooner we leave, the sooner we can cuddle."

Y/n chuckled as he grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it. "Of course baby." Y/n and Ovala walked out of the tavern with a. Mutual thought, Life was good.

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Boom!

Love writing orcs, and it's fun having a setting like this, more tall mommy's coming, I might finally give ambessa from arcane the part 2 she needs, then there's also sheeva, sevika, another lady d, Karlach and a couple more orcs, no guarantees as my mind is a funny place when it comes to deciding these oneshots.

Let me know your thoughts!