Winter Soldier
Y/n: so you dedicate yourself to hunting down nazis huh? Now that's a goal I can respect.
Bucky: hydra aren't nazis, but they are still have to be brought to the ground.
Y/n: I got your back, but just to let you know "hail hydra" if they aren't nazis they aren't doing much to beat the allegations.
Namor
Namor: you may have martial prowess but you lack respect for your betters.
Y/n: Respect has to be earned Namor, and flooding wakanda does exactly motivate me to show it to you.
Namor: That conflict did not concern you, mind your tongue.
Y/n: yet you can't mind your tongue when speaking to a married woman.
The Thing
Y/n: I Saw You Squaring up with that big ultron bot Ben, you were moving like a prime George Foreman.
Ben: George Foreman? Hah!, what you know about George a foreman kid?
Y/n: you kidding? Boxing was the first thing I picked up, Ali, Frazier, Tyson, I know fighters like the back of my hand, I used to watch gramps old vhs tapes non stop.
Ben: good to see the greats ain't being forgotten, tell me more after we handle these scrubs.
Human Torch
Johnny: dude you have to tell me!
Y/n: tell you what?
Johnny: how do you have all the older babes giving you googly eyes and im as invisible as my sister?!
Y/n: oh I mean, you have to come with a certain level of respect, dial back talking about interests they might see as immature and well being good looking doesn't hurt.
Johnny: oh cmon I'm already good looking, isn't that enough!?
Y/n: are you? ( y/n laughs as Johnny glares at him)
Scarlet witch
Y/n: hmm... so you aren't a mutant in your universe..
Scarlet witch: I'm afraid not, are you to give your concerns regarding my other versions crimes?
Y/n chuckled and waved it off: nah, this is the multiverse, wouldn't be fair to blame you for what one version of you did.
Scarlet: hmm...then I look forward to working together, I suppose I see why the others find your spirit..infectious.
Y/n: heh,can't fight the villains in a bed mood, well unless you're the punisher.
Scarlet failed to suppress a smile, she would like to speak to him more when the time arises.
Emma Frost
Emma Frost: Y/n how is that you are en excellent artist but lack the imagination for better a suit?
Y/n in a simple all black tux: you known me since your more evil hellfire club days Emma, high fashion isn't my thing.
Emma Frost: Dear Boy that is no excuse, il take it upon my self to outfit you with something much better.
Y/n: I'm not sure I'm in the mood to play mannequin
Emma: don't pout it doesn't look good on you besides (she places hand on his temple) there's a reward in it for you.
Y/n eyes slowly widened as images of what he and Emma would do after flooded his mind: ...I...I guess changing wouldn't be so bad.
Emma frost smirked and placed his hand on her shoulder as she lead im away: good boy~
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Boom!
These are really fun, and this is not the Emma oneshot I was talking about out , I may just expand on this intersection when I do it xd
Let me know your thoughts!
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Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection
FanfictionOneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
