Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
Y/n is depicted as the underrated goat doctor, you will see.
Enjoy! ——
"Tippy Toe!" Doreen Green, The Squirrel girl yelled in worry as she picked up her partner.
Tippy toe squeaked as he leg was preety hurt.
"Oh im sorry girl..." doreen said sadly. " that stupid jerk shocker really caught off gaurd with that blast huh?" She said petting tippy toes head.
Spiderman who had been helping doreen flipped and landed on his feet. " dont worry doreen, i actually think theres a vet nearby."
Doreen perked up at that. "Wait...." She then eyed the street sign and was immediately in a better mood, this was perfect. " your right spidey! your gonna be A-Ok Tippy!" Doreen said happily and tippy squeaked happily too.
"Oh i should warn you the guy might charge you a steep price, hes like the best guy or so i hear." Spiderman said sheepishly, you would think a guy like that would be working with doctor strange.
"Nah, My bae aint like that with me, no time to waist tippy, later spidey!" doreen said as she jumped high into the air waiving spiderman.
Spiderman chuckled as he waved and swung off himself. "She sure is....wait..bae?.. squirrel girl has a boyfriend?!" Spiderman said to himself in surprise.
Later.
Squirrel girl jogged across the hall, and soon found the office tag she was looking for.
Y/n Law.
Doreen Stepped inside and found him reading a book.
"Dr.Law we have an emergency!" Doreen said he with a purpose.
Y/n chuckled and put down his book and removed his glasses
"This isn't Grays Anatomy Darling." Y/n said casually.
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"Well its still en emergency!" Doreen said keeping the same energy, she then held out her hands showing him tippy toe. "Tippy Toe is hurt." Doreen said in worry.
Y/n gave the squirrel a sympathetic smile as he stood up, towering over doreen as he was 6ft3 and she was 5ft 3. " new york is always grateful for your service tippy." Y/n said as he gently scratched the squirrels chin, making her forget she was injured. "Il have her good as new in a moment." Y/n said gently holding her with one hand.
Doreen hugged y/n tightly. " your the best y/n!" She then got on her tippy toes, hehe pun, and y/n got the message, kissing her as he pat her bum with affection.
Y/n soon got to work, placing a flash light on tippy toes leg.
"So hey y/n soon, i gotta know...why don't you work at the fancy hospital anymore?" Doreen said seating on a stool next to y/n.
"I didn't tell you?" Y/n said as he gently wiping off some dirt on tippy's fur. Doreen shook her head.
"Ah well, i was just tired of the politics." Y/n said as ge sprayed some disinfectant on the squirrels leg, patting the girl when she squeaked in discomfort.
"Politics at a hospital?" Doreen asked in confusion.
"Alot of shady shit goes on with higher ups the medical field is no different, i learned money was the biggest concern and not treating people, not to mention turning a blind eye to people who cant afford care with their absurd prices." Y/n said frowning at the thought.
"But dont you overcharge?" Doreen asked curiously, what he was saying hurt her heart but she didn't want her man to be a hypocrite.
"Only rich assholes who think they can disrespect me when i treat their ugly ass dog." Y/n said with a smile as he finished bandaging tippy toes leg. "Alright tippy, your good to go." Y/n said with a smile, tippy toe ran up y/ns arm and rubbed her head against his cheek. " hehe good girl." He said as tippy jumped onto doreens head.
"Oh thank you so much y/n!" Doreen said jumping on y/n who cought her and held her by her thighs, he was used to this.
"Its what im here for babe, now give tippy a day or two and she should be as right as rain." Y/n said with a smile.
"You know..." doreen sounded as she looked at the sword y/n had on his wall, a prop hed always told everyone but she knew. "Injuries wouldn't be frequent if we worked together more." Doreen suggested with hopeful eyes.
"Thats not me doreen you know that." Y/n said shooting her down easy with a light smile, doreen pouted in disappointment. "But hey i told you, if you ever in a real bind, il be there, always." Y/n promised.
Doreen gained her smile back and placed her forhead against y/ns. " i know, i love you lots y/n." Doreen said giving him a kiss witch y/n matched, y/n tried to detach but doreen held his head closely to hers, soon their tounges got to work but it was cut short by rapid squeaking and doreens hair getting pulled.
"Ow! Tippy!" Doreen whined as she and y/n looked at the squirrel, tippy squeaked rapidly and the message was clear especially to the squirrel whisperer.
"Save it for later you horny freaks!"
"Fiiiine" doreen said unlatching herself from y/n. "please come by later." Doreen said giving him one last kiss. "Bye" she said cutely.
"Bye" y/n said with a gentle look. "Take care tippy."
Tippy squeaked with a nod, and soon the super heroes were off, y/n tucked his hands in his coat and looked at his sword.
"Someday, but not today." Y/n said sitting down and continuing to read his book.
