Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang)
Sub-Zero: your thirst for battle, is this confidence or recklessness?
Y/n: this is a tournament with the greatest warriors around, il never get an opportunity like this again.
Sub-Zero: if nothing else you have a warriors spirit.
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Y/n: is there really no way to get your brother back?
Sub-Zero: he is too far gone, and he cannot change if he has no desire to.
Y/n: then il help you lay him to rest when the time comes.
Scorpion/ Hanzo Hasashi
Scorpion: I hear some of your roots are traced back to Japan.
Y/n: yeah, haven't been to the motherland since gramps passed though.
Scorpion: we can change that when danger no longer looms over the realm.
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Y/n: can I please borrow the rope dart?
Scorpion: the spear is only reserved for the shirai ryu.
Y/n: oh cmoon I just want to say GET OVER HERE with it!
Shao Khan
Shao khan: You indulge in women, kneel and you will have many concubines
Y/n: I don't glaze emperors and I'm a firm believer of consent, fuck off.
Shao Khan: then I will enjoy crushing your skull with my bare hands!
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Shao Khan: you bedded my queen!
Y/n: older women are my weakness , and I know that hammer is compensating for something haha!
Shao Khan: you will beg for death worm!
Mileena
Mileena: hmhm! You like to have fun don't you earth realm boy?~
Y/n: whoa I'm just passing through, don't get any ideas
Mileena: too late sweet thing~
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Y/n: mileena I'm just trying to get some food so I can bounce
Mileena: i definitely want to do some bouncing myself~
Y/n: oh you freaky freaky
Kitana
Kitana: I expect you to be on your best behavior when I rule y/n.
Y/n: your highness il fight the elder gods for that ass, respectfully of course.
Kitana blushes: I -You!....ugh..handsome fool.
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Kitana: I understand that you have wooed jade.
Y/n: oh no Kitana, she wooed me, hope that's not a problem.
Kitana: Not at all, me and her will see if you are worthy later~
Bo Rai Cho
Bo Rai Cho: I knew your grandfather Wasuke
Y/n: oh seriously? What was he like back in the day?
Bo Rai Cho: a good man..and a cheap bastard who still owes me money!
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Y/n: so have you ever thought about...not vomiting during a fight?
Bo Rai Cho: oh but jade distracting you with her breasts is a sound strategy?
Y/n: I....yeah you got me there.
Raiden/ Dark Raiden
Raiden: what is that you desire once you win the tournament y/n?
Y/n: I don't know peace, food, a beautiful woman cuddling me in bed.
Raiden: a simple soul, perhaps that is to our benefit
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Y/n: Raiden,working with our enemies has to be the dumbest thing you ever done
Dark Raiden: an orphan with nothing to his name is in no position to judge me.
Y/n: Raiden... You really gonna do me like that Raiden!?!?
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