Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
Y/n currently doing hand standing pushups to finish his work out routine, when suddenly he hears footsteps, he would normally pull a gun on an intruder but he know this was no intruder .
"Hey stranger." Darcy spoke when he came into view.
"Darcy..." y/n said as put his legs down. " I've told you knock a dozen times now."
" and I think we've established a dozen times I don't listen." Darcy said playfully, as she reached into into a box of Dunkin' Donuts. She said offering choclate glazed donut.
Y/n shook his head and bit into it. " your like this is my favorite." Y/n said as he grabbed the donut and headed to the kitchen.
"Not luck, an educated decision babe." Darcy said smirking as she followed him,
"So what's the situation, hydra agents holed up in a cave? Terrorist operation nearby?" Y/n asked as he grabbed a jug of milk from his fridge.
"Surprisingly no, I mean I heard something about that witch from west view but eh we don't get paid to do magic stuff." Darcy said as she bit a chocolate glazed donut of her own and accepted a cup of milk from y/n.
" can't argue with you there." Y/n spoke, he was trained for grounded threats, he had no means of fighting against magic and wasn't eager to. "Well I'm guessing this is a regular visit then?" Y/n asked as he took a maple bar from the box, he had a sweet tooth for donuts in general.
"Hey my visits are anything but regular." Darcy said in mock offense. " I actually wanted to get some practice in, look I even got that knife trick down." Darcy said as she flicked her wrist and knife was in the grip of her right hand. " see? And it only took one hour." Darcy said proud of her self.
Y/n chuckled. " alright then Il go change after then " he said as popped the last piece of the maple bar in his mouth.
"Actually you shouldn't I got good view of the print." Darcy said with a smirk.
"Print?" Y/n asked in confusion.
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Y/n followed her lips and rolled his eyes with a smile. " perv."
"You love it." Darcy said not feeling guilty in the least, and she wasn't wrong.
