Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection

The Mindset of Y/n (Marvel/ X-Men)

Like my "how criminals speak of y/n" oneshot, only this time you get  y/ns personality in different situations.

Nothing is connected, treat each interaction separate from the last xd

Based on the Y/n in my Two Hands Book.

Enjoy!
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Y/n walks through the front door of the X-Mansion. "Yerr! Big Yūhi in this bitch!"

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Y/n eyes the yakuza gang surrounded his totaled vehicle. " let me worship this shrine real quick and then im gonna deal with the fact y'all fucked up my car." Y/n said as he bowed to the Buddha statue. " yes, praises to the most high." Y/n says with a smile before punching the ground and sending en energy wave at the foolish gang.

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Wolverine walked around the destroyed sentinel lab. " and once again Stryker is gone with his tail tucked between his legs."

" he bitch made man." Y/n said stretching. " he can only move the way a bitch move."

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" y/n that isn't the proper uniform." Cyclops said the team wore the standard issue spandex but y/n wore black clothing and jacket, granted his jacket had an x-symbol.

"The day I wear spandex is the day I find Tupac still walking among us." Y/n said scrolling through his phone.

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"I've had it with your insubordination Logan !" Cyclops yelled, right hand at the side of his visor.

"Better not miss little man!" Logan yelled drawing his claws.

"Aye! Enough!" Y/n said in frustration getting between the two. " you got me out here! You brought me into this crazy world of bullshit! If it's lies, New Age Shit! Or conversations about how bad shit has gotten, I could have taken my ass back to Brooklyn!"

"Hello Y/n!" Morph said with a headset on.

"What's up." Y/n said with a casual smile

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"Now I know your other teachers say turn the other cheeks to insults." Y/n says addressing his students. " I'm here to say, fuck that, todays lesson is on...." Y/n says using a marker to write on the board. "Talk Shit, Get Hit."

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" I have to say, I'm surprised you haven't had a single perverted thought." Jean gray said with a smile.

Y/n his smile and looked off to the side blankly.

Jean looked unamused. " seriously?"

"It's like telling someone with a fear of heights to Not look down, they're gonna do it." Y/n defended himself.

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"YOU BETTER NOT EVER TOUCH A BASKET BALL AGAIN!" Y/n shouted at ice man after effectively making them lose the game. "IF I EVEN SEE A BALL IN YOUR HAND, IMA KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT!"

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Y/n is calmly enjoying video games when bishop walks in.

"Gun to ya head name 5 Nick cannon songs." Bishop says as it was a little game the had.

"I accept Jesus as my lord and savior." Y/n said giving up immediately.

"Woooow." Bishop said shaking his head.

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"Looks like Scott is doing preety well." Jean says as Scott handled the danger level of the danger room well.

"Crank that bitch up to the max." Y/n said suddenly.

"What!? No! Why would you suggest that?" Jean yelled as that was a terrible idea.

"You ain't living if you ain't almost dying." Y/n said shrugging, before getting smacked upside the head by storm.

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"Baby The way you was throwing that ass back at me...." Y/n said laying on the bed shirtless.

"Oh ya like that suguh~" rogue said sitting up with a smile.

"Let me put it to you like this, what you trying to eat? let's make it bigger." Y/n said making rogue laugh and hit his chest.

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"Yo you good?" Y/n asked forge who seemed stressed.

" My 2.579X4th three thousand won't work anymore." Forge said looking at his tiny machine.

".....what the fuck is that." Y/n said blankly.

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Y/n sighed as he walked in the meeting room.

"Pugilist your late." Cyclops said in irritation.

Y/n glares. "Muthufucka don't you think I know that!?"

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"I work better on my own." Cable said crossing his arms. " besides, some of you seem to have a trouble following orders." Taking a jab at y/n.

"6 ft 8 don't mean I won't give you a VIP pass next to your dead parents metal head." Y/n said casually.

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Y/n looked at his reflection in the mirror. " alright y/n it's just a simple demonstration, dont do anything crazy."

His thoughts gave life to his reflection. "Nah Fuck That! Do a backflip on they ass!" His reflection spoke.

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"I don't really show it all the time but...deep down inside..." Y/n said seated in the black bird addressing his team. " il slap the shit out of all y'all."

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Boom!

So this is specially a the X-Men y/n because I have an y/n who is from my shehulk book and a part of the avengers.

He's more broody but has his fun side in interactions too that I will show.

Let me know your thoughts!