Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
Y/n feels something head butting his leg and looks down: huh...a little shark with paws...somehow I'm not surprised, got name boy?"
Jeff lifts his head showing his collar: Mrrrr!
Y/n: Jeff huh, alright then ( he pets Jeff making the land shark close his eyes like a dog would) just stick with me Jeff, and show the enemy what those teeth can do!
Jeff tailed wagged with excitement as he stayed by y/Ns side:mrrrr!
Storm
Storm: do I make you uncomfortable y/n?
Y/n: not all Ororo, you just have an intimidating aura when we are in battle but you were all ways the strongest next Jean, I wouldn't expect anything less.
Storm: hmhm, I understand. before we go.... ( Storm floats down to him eyes him with half lidded eyes) do be careful, I would hate for you to get hurt.. ( she then flys over the battlefield and y/n can't help but stare at her ass)
Y/n then mutters to himself: that woman a goddess in every universe ....(he then jumps into the fray as well)
Luna Snow
Y/n realizing he was responsible for everyone's win today: Yes!
Y/n proceeded to dance to celebrate.
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When y/n realizes he sees Luna staring at him covering her mouth: uhh...how much did you see?
Luna: pfft..all of it.
Y/n now feels incredibly embarrassed::that's unfortunate... I uh..I really like your new single...ima just ..walk over here.
Luna however kept watching as she had a blush holding her cheeks: jeongmal gwiyeowoyo! ( he's so cute!)
Thor
Thor: ahh young y/n, I've heard of your exploits! How do you think you compare with a warrior of Asgard?
Y/n: heh a fighter knows his limits and even I wouldn't try my luck with the god of thunder, but what about that guy that looks like Connor mcgregor?
Thor: oh? Ahh you mean baldur! Yes, a troublesome one but he is quite the warrior, Do you believe yourself capable?
Y/n: just put us in the same place, and you'll see.
Black panther
Y/n: i gotta tell you Tchalla and I knew wakanda was years ahead of everyone else but I never thought establish an empire would be possible.
Black panther: well it was not a matter of if, only when, though you certainly seem to be enjoying yourself here.
Y/n: oh yeah, I'm always about community, the food...
Black panther: and women?
Y/n: pardon?
Black panther: I saw two citizens braiding your hair.
Y/n:.........i mean....who would say no?
Black Widow
Y/n: you know wolverine talked his spy days he mentioned you alot.
Black widow: makes sense, me and him have history, much farther than the avengers.
Y/n: i always found it cool, there was plenty of stealth missions as an X-men but in the thick of like you guys? Man...think I'd be agent material?
Black widow: hmhm, takes years to do the kind of work me and Logan did, just focus on taking a fight to the enemy , keep up, krasavchik ( walks with a sway in her hips)
Y/n stares and sees widow flash a wink at him: why is it always older women....do I have mommy issues?"
Loki
Loki: heh, such a brutish fighting style, I see why you and my brother get along well.
Y/n: I'm taking this from the guy who's useless without that staff?
Loki: hmph like a mere mortal could comprehend the reach of my magic.
Y/n: how about you magic yourself some bitches.
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Boom!
These are honestly pretty easy to write that's why they come so fast xd
Also if your wondering why y/n has romantic interactions with the women, well while this y/n would normally be paired with rogue im depicting him as single here, since he's an alternate version of that specific y/n after all, he's like Spider-Man, he pulls.
