Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
Y/n was currently working inside the potion factory in the kingdom of far far away.
He was alchemist and his job to make sure Fairy Godmothers potions were safe to sell and didn't have any unwanted side effects or worse kill anyone, even providing recipes that weren't doable through magic.
Y/n crushing some leaves on his alchemy table when suddenly a bright light flashed and his boss appeared before him.
"Theres my favorite employee!" Fairy godmother spoke cheerfully.
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Y/n gave a small smile as he kept working. "Hello GM, how can i help you?" Y/n said as he finished a potion.
"Well theres a two things you can help me with dear boy." Fairy godmother said playfully as she floated to him, she then summon a black potion in her hand. " first can you tell me if this potion is viable, it is meant to transform an object into a extinct beast." She said floating it over to him.
Y/n took one good look at it and shook his head. "Nope, not happening."
"And why not?" Fairy godmother said pouting.
"Observe" y/n said as he threw the bottle out a window and hit a tree, causing it to disintegrate in an instant. " its no good without dna from a specific beast."
"Well thats just wonderful." Fairy godmother groaned but she grew a smile once more. " well now for the second thing you can help me with." Fairy godmother said with a smirk.
"How can i be of service?" Y/n said simply.
"So loyal." Fairy Godmother said in a pleased tone, she had approached him for his talents some time ago, his only condition was not taking over the kingdom, she nearly kingdom but he said if buisness didn't increase with him on board she could do what she pleased, and she is so glad she did, she had business partners and factories all over the land now.
"Well ive been working all day and i need some.....release." Fairy godmother said as she went behind y/n and massaged his shoulders.
Y/n was surprised. " Uhm....can you be more clear m'lady, i don't want to say the wrong thing." Y/n said as he could very well be fired or worse.
Fairy godmother giggled. " so polite, i want to have sex darling, a woman has needs." She said now facing him and wrapping her arms around his neck.
Y/n nodded. " thats all i needed hear." Y/n said as he gripped both her cheeks.
"Oh my!" Fairy godmother yelped and smirked. "Showing initiative like always." She said in pleased tone. "But how will your performance be?"
Y/n smirked. " im nothing if not a hard-worker."
Later
"OH GODS ABOVE!!!~" Fgm yelled as y/n had her legs folded behind her, mating press he called in, and was pile driving her into the bed. " Oh I Should UGH!!~ reprimand you for carrying such a weapon in your trousers!!!!" FGM yelled in pure ecstasy.
"Not the reaction I expected ,what ever happened to Fairy godfather?!" Y/n questioned as he panted and kept thrusting.
"Dead in a ditch, now give me that dick!!!" FGM yelled out in pleasure.
Suddenly the door opened. " mother i have to talk to you about- GREAT HEAVENS!" Prince charming yelled and covered his eyes in shock.
Fgm eyes widened in shock and y/n didn't care so he didn't slowdown.
"Ugh!! Get out of here charming im trying to make you a brother!!!" Fgm yelled summoning her wand and firing a teleportation spell.
"WHAT?!" Charming questioned before disappearing.
"A brother huh?" Y/n asked with a smirk as he kept thrusting.
"Mmmh~ oh yes, now go on lover , this position wont be enough!" She yelled before pulling y/n in for a kiss.
A few days later. Bar.
"Hey there y/n, Hows life been?!" Donkey said greeting his friend.
"Good, i got Fairy godmother pregnant." Y/n said nonchalantly.
(SPIIIIIIIT!!!!) SAY WHAT?!" Donkey yelled in shock.
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Boom!
The answer is yess i do have fiona planned as well
