Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
In the town tavern , Y/n sat his table and groaned as he looked at the bill. "Dorcas, we have a problem."
Dorcas, his barbarian friend, was currently downing his last pint of mead. "Im enjoying the best mead around, what could be the problem?!" Dorcas said with a hearty laugh.
"The problem is that we a tab to pay and julia is not gonna let us off the hook this time." Y/n said under his breath.
Dorcas just waved it off. "Bah what makes you so sure?"
Y/n gave him a deadpan look and pointed at words that were in bold read, dorcas read them.
Pay Today or I Castrate you Both!
Dorcas glanced at julia who sent a glare while holding an enchated dagger.
"Aye.... That is a problem." Dorcas said scratching his beard, then he got an idea. "But an easy fix!"
"How is 20,000 gold an easy fix?" Y/n glared.
"Because in this solution, you are the gold." Dorcas said with a smirk.
"What?" Y/n asked in confusion, dorcas gave him a knowing smirk, and it clicked. " what?!" Y/n said with a blush. "Your insane that isn't whats happening!"
"Theres no need to worry, ive seen her eyeing you, you just need to offer" Dorcas said in total confidence. "And if you got any better ideas im all ears."
Y/n groaned, he didn't. " i...lets just see what happens." Y/n groaned as he got up.
"Good luck! If it fails il host your funeral." Dorcas jokes.
Y/n shakes his head and made it to the front, where the bartender was cleaning a tankard. "Hey julia." He said with a polite smile.
Julia, the middle aged bartender eyed him with a raised eyebrow.
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"Ah, if it isn't my favorite rogue." Julia said, her nothern accent clear in her words. "You got my money?" Julia asked crossing her arms.
"I...no." Y/n answered and julia was none to pleased. " but! I want to pay truly! You know dorcas is mostly to blame, im not a heavy drinker, so i beg of you.." y/n said clasping his hands togethet. " if theres any other way i can pay, or at the very least convince you to give us more time to pay , please tell me anything and ill do it." Y/n begged.
Julia eyes widened , then she got to thinking. "Anything hmm?" Julia asked in an interesting tone.
"Anything" y/n nodded.
Julia smirked. " i can think of something."
Basement of the tavern.
"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Julia cried out leaned over a barrel and yelled and y/n hit her from behind. "UGH! Fuck me like a brothel whore!"
Y/n didn't slow down for a moment, this was not what he was expecting. " julia...im nearing my limit."
"Give it all to me!" Julia demanded as she pushed back colliding with each thrust.
"Ahh!!!" Y/n cried out giving one final thrust, pumping his loads into julia.
"Huuuff~" julia shuddered in pleasure as y/n filled her.
Y/n detached from her catching his breath, as julia looked like shed fall if she let go of the barrel.
"Pass me my glasses love." Julia said weakly.
Y/n picked them off a nearby table and gently placed them over her face.
"Always the gentleman." Julia chuckled. "Let me tell you what you can do...after the second round." Julia says with the a smirk, shaking her rear.
Y/n chuckled. "Of course."
A few rounds later.
Y/n and julia got back to the bar. " remember y/n, one week." Julia said as she playfully smacked his but.
"Yes ma'm" y/n said sheepishly with a blush.
"Haha i told you it would work!" Dorcas cheered.
"Its one week for y/n, not you dorcas." Julia spoke with a glare, pulling out her dagger from her breasts. " wheres my money.?"
