Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
I didn't mention this before but Alba is a oc character created by the artist justrube and is in a story by snekguy called leap of faith (if you love stories with tall women check them out, their stories blow mine out of the water, they have their own site).
Also I'm going off of her speech pattern from the book and which makes because not every alien is just going to speak fluent English
Images in the comments! Enjoy! ——
It was your average day on earth, since galaxy was on the verge of collapse and destruction anymore people p, both human and beyond could resume normal lives in this long awaited time in piece, but being a soldier y/n never when he might be called to fight again, even if it was a skirmish, so he kept his skills sharp.
Y/n lifted his knife and swung down....and cut the Italian sub sandwich he made in half.
Alba chuckled in amusement. " tiny man considers this training?"
"We aren't in the Stone Age anymore babe, when we hunt for meat, we can't just cook it over a fire and call it a day." Y/n explains as he twirled his knife in his hands.
"While tiny man is busy adding extra salt, sniper could be aiming at his head." Alba reminded with a smirk, lifting her up to her mouth, it smelled delectable.
"Nothing a bubble shield can't solve." Y/n chuckled. " plus i know my woman's appetite, need to make sure you have all your energy." Y/n said taking a bite of his sandwich, and made a mental note to write down this recipe.
Alba threw the last bit off sandwich into her mouth before swallowing. " male jiralhanae don't this , cooking is just to ensure survival, not for love, alba very lucky to have tiny man." Alba said, he red eyes look at y/n with affection.
Y/n swallowed a bite and smiled. "I'm just happy you enjoy what I make...though I really need to remind my self I can't consume a sandwich this large in one sitting." Y/n says as he wraps his sandwich in tinfoil and puts it in the fridge, it was delicious yes but he mostly made it for Alba so it was a little to large for his standards.
"Hehe, tiny man still can't compete with brute stomach." Alba joked as she pokes him playfully, minding her strength as to not not knock him off balance.
"Maybe not but there is something a brute stomach can't handle." Y/n said with a smile.
"Oh? And what that be?" Alba asked with a raised eyebrow.
Y/n suddenly went behind her and touched her sides. " tickling." Y/n said as he began his assault.
Albas eyes dilated as she could not take the sensation. " HOHAHAHAHA! WOHO STO-OP!!" She pleaded as y/n did not relent.
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