Something to hold you guys over as I come up with some pairings to do
Enjoy!
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Deadpool:
"Well it's about F%king Time! " deadpool exlaims dropping into view
"What?" Y/n asked in confusion
"Im finally in the damn game itadori what else! Its about time the fans saw this ass in a the fanfiction space!" Deadpool clarified showcasing his jiggle physics.
"Game? Ayo? Who the hell is itadori?!" Y/n asked in confusion.
"Oh How Little You Know My Friend, but don't worry its not your fault, its dragons fault for being to lazy to make you more original." Deadpool said patting y/n on the back. " on that note, onto the next interaction." Deadpool said grabbing the side of the screen and forcing a transition.
"THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!" Y/n questioned in downright confusion.
Aoi Todo:
"BESTO FRIENDO!" Aoi Todo said jumping to the ground in front on y/n.
"Todo I already told you we cant just start jumping namor ...yet." Y/n said crossing his arms.
"Its much more important than that my friend!" Todo clarified. " Megan Thee Stallion is In The Empire State Building as we speak!"
"Meg Thee stallion?? These hoes mad at megans law meg??? What the hell you doing here then?!?!" Y/n said questioning his friends sanity, he should be spitting game!
"Because this is a two man mission...." Todo spoke with the upmost seriousness as ge grabbed y/ns shoulders and looked him in the eye. " Exactly E is with her..."
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Y/n and Todo proceeded to haul as to the empire state building to complete what may be the greatest feat of their lives.
Valkyrie
"y/n of Midgard, word of your skill has reached asgard far in wide, but question why you constantly seek battle with Baldur?" Valkyrie asked curiously.
"Baldur....oh the frail bitch! Well no big reason hes just a piece of shit." Y/n shrugged with a smile.
"He is known to be unpleasant company but you do know it comes from a place of pain? He cannot feel like you and i." Valkyrie clarified as baldurs madness was a result of his mothers desire to keep him alive.
"So instead of looking for a fix he makes it everyone else's problem? Yeah no fuck that guy." Y/n said unamused
"Haha! A simple warrior you are." Valkyrie said as she the then placed y/ns head firmly against her chest. " but i admire that about you, i look forward to the battles ahead."
"Mme too, och" y/n said as his head hit her metal breast plates a bit
Beast/Hank
"Tell me something good hank, we any closer to getting out of here?" Y/n asked hoping this multiverse situation would end sooner rather than later.
"Im afraid not, both dooms continue to halt any progress we make, but we are able to secure supplies much more efficiently." Beast said optimistically.
"Ugh....this sucks." Y/n groaned at the update then he shifted the topic. " hey so about that idea i was telling you about-
"No I cannot experiment on your mutant gene so you can fire a kamehameha." Beast said with a deadpan face shooting the idea down immediately.
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Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection
FanfictionOneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
