Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection

No violence. Male Reader x Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Charlie and vaggie are best friends as opposed to dating.

Enjoy!
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No Regret

No Remorse

No Reason

Only Madness

Somewhere in Hell.

Y/n pov.
My Name Is Y/n J. Wimbleton, and I'm the best there is at what I do....but what I do....isn't very nice.....I was raised in Neveda,alongside my little brothers, coming out of the military I realized there wasn't going to be an end to the fighting, as a corrupt was making our lives hell, so I took matters into my own hands and decided to kill the bastard.... Then came the came the man who thought he could be Christ on earth....and then that fucking clown...

I never claimed to be a good man... after the sherif I was a damn hired gun so I know I wasn't seeing the pearly gates, and it sure as hell took me a while to get to the after life at all cause....well... can't spoil all the details now can I?.

Pov Break. Pride Ring, Years Ago.

Y/n was calmly walked through the city that he would soon learn was dubbed pentagram city, and the particular Burrough he was in was the pride ring, man he never would of thought there was a city in the devils playground, he was expecting a lot more suffering but this place was fucking shitty to a T so it was suffering in its own way so far.

Y/n walked up to a vending machine and did what any sane person would do without a dollar would do.

"THWACK!"

Y/n punched the machine and a can rolled down. " piece of cake." Y/n smirks as he took a sip, he was suddenly bumped into roughly by a burly demon.

"Get the hell out of the way pussy!" The demon growled.

Y/n chuckled, one thing about hell, these ass holes were either angry or crazy, or both, demons Shockingly acted a little more human than singers but maybe that was just an odd one out " pull you pants up, I can see your thong dipshit!" Y/n called out as he walked away.

Y/n smirked as he heard the demon stop and charged, y/n then weaved a sucker punch and pulled a knife from his pocket.

"AHHHHHH!" The demon shouted as his Achilles heels were cut and he fell to his knees, y/n then cut the tendons on his arms, effectively making him immobile. " ARGHH YOU FUCKER, NGH!!" The demon cried out in excruciating pain.

" any last words?" Y/n asked holding the demons head and placing the knife at his throat.

"Fuck You!" The demon shouted.

Y/n raised his eyebrow. " that's it? Fuck you? Cmon you can do better than that?"

"C..Cunt!" The demon fired unsure what else he could say.

".....your shit at dying you know that?" Y/n said as he was about to cut the bastard open.

"STOP!"