Oneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
Enjoy! —— "So you weren't allowed the simple pleasure of sex?" Karlach spoke in shock as she walked and held boyfriends hand.
"It was frowned upon so we just had to deal with it." Y/n then smirked.
"But what about relieving yourself?" Karlach asked making a jerking motion with her hand.
Y/n shook his head. " not even that, they wanted to beat that temptation out of us."
"Oh gods, I don't think I could do that sort of thing, rules are all fine and dandy but not when you take out the fun of it all." Karlach spoke shaking her head, grateful she hadn't grown up in that environment.
" well the other monks managed well enough, i however took matters into my own hands." Y/n said with a smile.
"Oh? Were you getting special treatment?" Karlach asked playfully.
"No...more like i was sneaking out searching for special treatment.." y/n said with a smirk.
Karlach widened her eyes in surprise and grew a mirthful smile. " oh you fucking rebel!" Karlach said shaking y/n, proud of her boyfriend for taking matters into his own hands. " what made you want do it?"
"It was just too much, there was so much we were forbidden from doing, and since I was the best fighter at the monetary I felt I deserved compensation." Y/n said recalling the events.
"So who popped your cherry, some lucky soul at a brothel?" Karlach asked playfully.
"Well I considered it at first but I was short on coin, I actually slept with an orc." Y/n said scratching his head. " she was a mercenary and she kinda just singled me out in the mood, I found her attractive so we just kind of fell into it."
Flashback.
Y/n was currently seated at a tavern, calmly drinking his mead when suddenly a hand slams on his table.
And he looks up to see a female orc looking down at him with hunger and not the canabilistic kind.
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"You like ripe enough to eat preety boy." The orc spoke with a smirk.
"........I'm renting a room." Y/n said looking up at the woman, eager to know where this was heading.
The orc smirked. " perfect." She then placed y/n over her shoulder and walked to his room.
Flashback end.
"Orc huh? So tall women are your type eh?" Karlach asked in a flirty tone , raising her eyebrow at y/n.
Y/n smirked. " it's not so much tall women..women who can fuck shit up just turn me on." Y/n said leaning in and kissing her neck.
Karlach hummed at the affectionate act. " then it's a good thing i snatched you right up then." Karlach spoke snd leaned in to whisper in his ear. " what say I mount you into oblivion." Karlach whispered before gently biting his ear.
Y/n chuckled and picked up Karlach by her thighs, getting a laugh out of her as she instinctively wrapped her legs around his waist. " that's a lovely idea." Y/n said as they soon make it to camp, it empty so they are eager to take advantage of privacy.
Later.
What the pair hadn't realized was they hadn't bothered to check the entire area as wyll was laying inside his tent, having to deal with the ruckus y/n and Karlach were making.
"Is that dick good!?" Y/n yelled as the contact got much louder
"Yes king!!!" Karlach moaned out in ecstasy.
Wyll groaned and covered his ears with his pillow. " this is the last time I go back to camp to take a nap." Wyll thought in his mind as the couple showed no signs of slowing down.
