Oneshots that are result of ideas that come to me every now and then and ideas i get that could have been stories but just didn't make the cut because reasons
The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outsid...
It was a calm day at the camp, everyone did their own thing, while their illustrious leader, was off by himself training.
Y/n stood inront of a large rock, in total concentration, his mind aimless, no thoughts flowing...
"HYAH!" Y/n exlaimed as one precise strike destroyed the boulder, Y/n was an exceptional monk you see, and he was considered a lethal weapon.
"Yaaaawn..." y/n sounded
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"I think ive done enough for one night." Y/n said as he tucked his hands in his pocket and walked back to the camp, as he did so however he felt like he was being watched, y/n didn't bother to get on guard as he knew who it was.
Y/n didn't bother to dodge the large figure that tackled him, they tussled a bit until y/n conceded.
" kept you waiting karlach?" Y/n chuckled.
"You know i don't like it when you let me win soldier." Karlach said as she sat on his lap pouting.
"But I like it when you wrestle me to the ground." Y/n chuckles caressing her hips, this kind of contact was not possible for them before, well it actually was because he was a freak of nature.
Flashback 1.
"Mmmh!~." Karlach moaned as she felt her engine grow hotter as her lips danced over y/ns. " wait, no!" She exclaimed as she pushed him away in effort to avoid severely burning him.
To Karlachs shock however he was hardly burned, and the slight burns around his lips had healed. " what's all the fuss about?" Y/n asked playfully
" you....your okay.." Karlach said I'm surprise as y/n was unharmed. " but.. how?"
"Like I told you when we first met, there's more to me than meets the eye." Y/n chuckled he leaned over to Karlach. " I can take the heat Karlach, you just have to let me."
Karlachs heart swelled, she knew he was an amazing warrior, and a durable one at that, she once saw him tank several arrows to protect a child, and they had just barely pierced his skin, now to see her skin wasn't melting his off, she wondered if she could actually... lay with him, gods she wants to..
" you sure know how to get a woman riled up y/n..." Karlach spoke as she hovered over his lips, wanting nothin more than to mount that wonderful cock her hides in this baggy pants of his. " but....can I..enjoy those lips of yours for today?" Karlach asked still not entirely sure it was worth the risk burning him alive.
"Whatver you want Karlach." Y/n said with a smile, Karlach wrapped her arms around his neck and dove in for seconds, the smell of y/ns shirt cooking filled her noses but it was fine, knowing him he would just say he had other shirts.
