Once again y/n is based off my two hands book, an interpretation of yuji itadori mixed sonic and rock Lee.
Enjoy!
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Solomon Grundy
Grundy: Born on a Monday....christened on Tuesday.....Married on Wednesday!
Y/n: damn married already? You gotta slow down and live life big guy
Grundy: Grundy is Not Slow!
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Y/n: I'm just saying Grundy could use some deodorant.
Grundy: Grundy thinks little man's haircut is trash!
Y/n: pft..ok dick is right, maybe I am a bad influence
Black Adam
Black Adam: what god do you believe in boy?
Y/n: I'm partial to the monkey king who took the journey to the west
Black Adam: why is that not surprising .
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Black Adam: you understand vengeance, and what it takes to secure peace, so why stop me?
Y/n: if you think I'm going to kneel to you or anyone else you really don't know me at all.
Black Adam: I respect your will, but you will die all the same.
Wonder Woman
Y/n: honor yourself and others, you thought me that.
Wonder Woman: do you question my teachings now y/n?
Y/n: Superman's a psycho because of you, what do you think?
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Wonder Woman: I told Clark what he needed to hear.
Y/n: No, you criticized a man in mourning, now we are all paying the price.
Wonder Woman: not all, just you and the rest of the traitors.
Catwoman
Y/n: I'm an understanding guy Selena but stealing my PS5!?
Catwoman: just what's so important that you can't give little old me some attention?
Y/n: do you know how long I've waited for gta 6 to come out!?
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Catwoman: you got manners y/n but your eyes like to wander.
Y/n: look at what you wear Selena, can you blame me?
Catwoman: hmhm, play nice and maybe il let you play with this cat~
Cyborg
Y/n: dude I just realized, you're mega man!
Cyborg: man of all the crazy shit I hear you say...
Y/n: I mean cmon,human and robot, arm cannon, we even got some bootleg robot masters!
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Cyborg: did you have to light Gars Vegan pizza on fire?
Y/n: that wasn't pizza cy, it was a lie!
Cyborg: this coming from the man whose diet would leave any normal man obese.
Poison Ivy
Ivy: I thought I told you to stay away from Harley
Y/n: I'm trying, she just keeps picking all the locks in my apartment!
Ivy: excuses, bad boys need to be punished~
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Y/n: so the Gotham city sirens are back in action huh?
Ivy: oh yes, would you like to join? We can make it a foursome~
Y/n: that uh....thats a lotta woman for one man, but I'm down
Slade Wilson/Deathstroke
Slade Wilson: you used to street fight for money, You're a hypocrite for judging me.
Y/n: I was broke as shit, you're doing it for kicks, get off my dick.
Deathstroke: last time I checked you still are.
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Y/n: oh shit, watch out everyone Deathstroke is looking for a cupcake.
Deathstroke: real original shithead.
Y/n: so hey do you and P diddy have the same lawyers cause you should really not be out.
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Boom!
Finally found some time, this was fun to get back to, no clue when I can update a story so hopefullly il put out more oneshots
Let me know your thoughts!
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Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection
FanfictionOneshots that are result of random ideas and just stories that didn't make the cut because reasons The mature warning is there for dark or smutty oneshots that I might make, But outside of that i can make some slice of life or comedic stuff as...
