Various Male Reader Oneshot Collection

Locked In. Male Reader X Malevola (Dispatch)

"It aint fire house subs but it will do." Y/n said as he finished making his basic but efficient sandwich comprised of swiss cheese, ham,tomato, lettuce and some mayo.

Soon enough Robert Chase and Blazer Walked in.

"Looks like things went well." Blazer said crossing her arms with an optimistic smile.

"You still in one piece, shame, I was hoping you'd mess one of 'em up." Chase said said shaking his head with a smirk.

"He and Flambae almost got into it but other than that, went about as well it could have gone." Robert said internally relieved he didn't have deal with a super fight, man did he need his suit.

"Thick skin is kind of my thing, literally and metaphorically, but did you seriously need flame bitch here?" Y/n asked taking a bite out of his sandwich.

"Flambae is....an acquired taste, but the program gives everyone a chance, even him." Blazer reassured. " and the work is never easy when it's worth it."

"Hm, fair enough, Girl Scout." Y/n said with a light smile.

" you'll need the employee hand book but consider yourself part of the squad." Chase said with proud look. " now don't fuck it up, or il drag your sorry ass to jail myself." He warned firmly.

"Don't worry chase, il be peaceful as a monk." Y/n said with his hands up. " but I want y'all to know even do I'm thankful for the job, if this bodyguard shit don't work." Y/n said as he dramatically pulled a ski mask up. " I'm running up in people's houses." He said with a look of determination.

Robert chase and blazer stared........

"Nah I'm just fucking with y'all." Y/n laughed. " I swiped this off the lost and found," he said throwing the mask on the table.

"Goofy ass boy." Chase said shaking his head.

"Well he'll keep things interesting around here." Blazer said to Robert with a smirk.

"Interesting, yeah that's one word for it." Robert said with a light smile, it would be good knowing both on his childhood friends would be around the job, makes things less annoying to deal with.

..........

Y/n had been working at SDN for a few weeks now, his job wasn't complicated but he adjusted preety quickly. He showed he could get along with the more...shy workers.

Flashback 1:

Y/n scrolled on his phone as he walked down the hall, he then lost his footing as he stepped on a wet floor.

"S-shit!" Y/n said nearly busting his ass but holding on to a wall to brace himself.

"S-Sorry! s-Sorry..." a nervous lanky man said as he quickly came into view. With a wet floor sign. " j-just lost th-the old track of time hehe, forgot to put this up." He said as he struggled to place the wet floor sign down but finally managed. " y-you your - the new guy right, the muscle or well muscles you look like you w-workout." The man said nervously.

Y/n regarded the man with curiosity, he almost his height yet clearly wasn't used to social interactions, otherwise he really didn't mean any harm. " it's cool man and yeah, I'm y/n." Y/n introduced himself simply.

"Th-that's cool, I-I'm water boy-need , something w-wet or clean I -I'm your guy! I uh sorry for nearly tripping you, the Z-team get like, super m-mad when I forget the sign." Water boy said scratching his head.

"Yeah well don't worry, mad is all they can be now that I'm here." Y/n said offering a fist bump. " I got your back."

"Oh! Th-that's cool!" Water boy said with a shaky but appreciative smile as he fist bumped y/ns fist. "J-jizzed for you to b-be apart of the team."