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Janson: Should we really make the vents human sized though? I feel like something could go wrong.

WCKD Worker: Like what?

Janson: I don't know. I feel like maybe some quiet kid we never notice might be suspicious of us.

WCKD Worker: ...

Janson: ...

WCKD Worker: ...

Janson: Nah. It'll be fine.

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Ava: Janson, I don't want them to feel any pain.

Janson: They can't feel pain if they're dead.

Ava: What?

Janson: What?

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I know that Aris and Rachel are close, but it would be so funny if Aris was just delusional and she actually hated him.

Aris: Rachel was my best friend.

Rachel from the afterlife: Wtf?

Aris: We were close from almost the moment we met.

Rachel: I said that you were annoying several times for saying man every other sentence.

Rachel: And just existing.

Aris: We actually loved each other.

Rachel: I think I need to come back to life just to fight him.

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It's amazing how different the Group B reunion is in the movies and books

Movie Aris: *Thinking about how amazing it is to be back with his friends*

Book Aris: *Worried that all the girls that tried to murder him have been given weapons*

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Thomas: A lot of awful things happen here. How do you deal with the trauma of the Glade?

Minho: Trauma is just another word for character development.

Newt (from the Deadheads): Stop telling the Greenie's that!

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Even though book Aris and movie Aris are supposed to be the same character them interacting would be so funny

Book Aris: Hey man.Whats's the bat for?

Movie Aris: Protection I guess.What's the dagger for?

Book Aris: I've got to betray Thomas.

Movie Aris: ....

Book Aris: ....

Movie Aris: ....

Book Aris: ....

Movie Aris: Maybe don't do that?

Book Aris: I mean WICKED told me to.

Movie Aris: Is that supposed to make this better?

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Harriet: What's your type?

Sonya: I guess someone easygoing. Someone who can go with the flow and hang out with people.

Aris talking to Thomas in the background: I hung out with you yesterday. I can't hang out with people today. That's two whole days of social interaction, and I'm physically incapable of doing that.

Sonya: And him.

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Sonya: Aris and I are just friends.

Harriet: achoo.

Harriet: Sorry.I'm allergic to bullshit.

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I have two life goals

1) Be as mysterious as Aris staring at his cornbread at WCKD Headquarters

2) Become Aris Jones

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I keep having dreams that I'm in The Maze Runner and I want to cry every time I wake up.

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I say we start a petition to get rid of the number 250. I'm tired of being unnecessarily sad in math class.

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I have decided that book and movie Aris were two different characters. This is canon now. I am taking no criticism.

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