Jegulus One Shots <3

Incorrect Quotes/One Shot Ideas

Just a bunch of photos lol as well as 3 random ideas that popped into my head after doom scrolling TikTok

1) Gryffindor's Getting James Ready
*context: Reg is going to propose*

Sirius: ok! 😁 Who's ready to get- oh you're wearing that? 🤨 Ok...well you're not. 😑

Remus: completely random question, but when was the last time you shaved? 🤔

Marlene: let me see your new nails 🥰 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MISSED YOUR NAIL APPOINTMENT 😱

Lily: luckily for you I happen to have press-ons in my bag 😇 so let me just *violently searches bag* 👹

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WEARING CROCS?! 😨

Pete: take the hair band off of your wrist. Yeah, they don't look good for pho- 🫢circulation ☺️, they're bad for your circulation!

Mary: I am not gaslighting you! 😩 I just don't understand why you wouldn't wear this to a coffee shop *pulls out the fanciest outfit James owns* 🤗

Sirius: for absolutely no reason at all would you prefer natural or artificial light? 🧐

Marlene, squatting and standing, moving all around with her camera: ok what angle would you want 🤨for a photo you'll look back on for a life time 🥹...I'm asking for a friend 🥲

Remus: ok I think you're outfits ready for the ph- 😳 Frappuccino 😏, Frappuccino from the coffee shop that you will be getting 🙂‍↕️

2) How do I say 'I love you'? (Ok so this one was already turned into a one shot)

Sirius: ok so you all love to write and are currently writing your own stories yeah? So, hypothetically, how would you get your character to say "I love you" without saying those actual words, like if they were finally confessing their love to the main protagonist.

Remus, interested in the fact Sirius is showing attention to one of his hobbies: you aren't another chapter in my story, you're the ink that writes it

Regulus, knowing full well who this is about but still interested Sirius would come for help: if loving you is a sin, then I will gladly walk through the gates of hell knowing I've seen heaven on earth

Lily, already writing a list to give to Sirius: I used to wonder why poets would write about love, why their words ached with something deep. But now, when I look at you, I understand- because I feel it too.

Pete, just vibing: I'd let you have the last nugget out of my happy meal.

3) Pick up lines

Dorcas: look James, he's over there!

James: Dorcas I don't think I can do this, what if I mess up?

Dorcas: sure you can, all you have to do is say something, tell him he looks nice or whatever, anything... he'll appreciate it coming from you

James: right right, all I have to do is say something, that can't be that hard, right?

*James walks over to where Reg is, leaning against the fence and watching the Hippogriffs in the forest teach their babies how to fly*

James: hey Reg

Regulus: oh Potter, hi

*James in a trance as 'Ocean Eyes' plays in the background*

Regulus: um James, did you need something?

James: oh! Right yeah, I've been meaning to ask you something