My friends
My mischiefs
For as long as buzzfeed and pottermore have been around for
I have always been a proud hufflefuck
But today I come baring news that for the first time
It appears I have changed as a person
My best friend and I did this 5 times in total
Just to make sure
But the truth is out now
I
Am
A
Slytherslut
To my hufflefuck friends I am truly sorry for this betrayal, our banter has been the best and I will treasure it always... this will not be the end of our hufflefuck yap sessions, it'll just be the start of a union with my new slytherslut self
To my Slythersluts... THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING ME LOVE THE SKITTLES SO MUCH YOU BASTARDS (said with love I don't mean any of this) I COULDVE LIVED MY GASLIT LIFE BEING THE HUFFLEFUCK I THOUGHT I WAS BUT NOOOO YOU TURNED ME INTO A REGULUS BLACK SIMP (yes I know I'm the author just go with it and let me rant) YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL- idk I'm actually not that surprised like I felt like this would inevitably happen, you've seen the endings I give to some of these one shots..
But yeah that's it,
Hope you're all well,
I'm going to swap my wardrobe over now (won't be too hard considering the only colours I wear are black and green..)
Love yous,
Mischief Managed,
ThisWritersBlock
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