"So darling, is it true you are dating Froggit?"
"No Mettaton! I am not dating Froggit! God DAMMIT!"
"Oh. Sorry Mettaton."
"Ugh...it's fine, but please refrain from cursing on live T.V.!"
"Yes Metta."
"Are you dating Papyrus?"
"I wish."
"Are you dating Asgore?"
"NO!"
"Are you dating Napstablooky?"
"Nope."
"Are you dating Sans?"
"That guy? Jeez, if only I may be so worthy as to be noticed by such a god like him. So no."
"Are you dating Flowey?"
"Really?"
"Well, who do you like?"
"Want an answer?"
"YES!"
"I like..."
*kiss!*
"You."
"I like you too darling!"
