*this is kinda a joke chapter...;)
*RING RING A DING DING*
"Hello?"
"Hey mom."
"Hello dear."
"Mom, did you sit on a pile of sugar?"
"Hmm? No..."
"Cause you've got a pretty sweet ass."
"Oh my."
"Hey mom, is your name Bluetooth?"
"What?"
"Cause I'm felling a connection."
"Hahaha!"
"Hey mom, is your face from McDonalds?"
"...Mc...Donalds?"
"Cause I'm loving it."
"My child, who raised you?"
"OKAY SANS! GIMME MY TEN HOT DOGS!"
