*kicks down door*
AARON BURR HOLY FUCK
MY BOOK HAS SOME NOICE DEMOGRAPHICS
HEY BURR SIR U WANNA SEE EM
DO YOU WANNA SEE THEM FUCKER
AARON
FUCKING
BURR
DO YOU SEE THIS NONSENSE
IM NOT A VERY GOOD AUTHOR
AND SHIT
I GUESS I'M SATISFIED, I MEAN SHOWED IT TO MY FRIENDS AND IT BLEW US ALL AWAY. THEM NUMBAHS GOT ME HELPLESS, THEM READERS BE FUKIN NON-STOP. LIKE SHIT I WAS TOLD TO WAIT FOR IT AND LORDY FUCK I GUESS I GOT MY SHOT, HUH FUCKER? A HUNDRED READS, THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT SHIT I MEAN WHAT'D I MISS? I NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND JUST TO THOSE FUCKERS I SAY NO TO THIS SHIT THE WORLD IS WIDE ENOUGH FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE TO READ MY BOOK
HELL
YES