Inherit Nothing Applies to Sans Kinda

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Okay okay hear me out

"Little boy blue, don't you play too rough with your new toy.

If you touch her, she'll break and her blood is so annoying.

Don't you like to watch, much like a shadow lost in the shade?

Make her, you'll unmake her, but you'd rather be unmade."

Sans sweated a bit as everyone was confused.

"Oh

It's not my place to interfere, my dear.

Oh, no

Will you embrace me and erase my fear?

Woah.

Wipe me out like a stain, with a grin I will hang from your string.

And by your judgment, of my merit, I'll inherit nothing."

"Nothing is what I deserve.

Nothing is what I have earned.

If nothing is what you have chosen to give me,

Then nothing is for what I yearn.

Nothing lasts forever, nothing really matters.

Nothing never breaks, busts, bends, rusts, upends or shatters."

"I've never had a weakness that couldn't be destroyed.

And I've never had a sinful thought that couldn't be avoided.

Control your temper, control your language, or anguish in languid soul,

It's what you were born to do, but you'd rather be controlled."

Chara was like YEAYAH boi

"Oh

I just presumed that you'd refuse me.

Oh, no.

Excuse this common fool (his/her/their/pronoun)crudity.

Woah.

Break this wild horse, I will not fight, 'cause of course I would win.

And I'd much rather give in and bare it all 'till I inheret nothing."

"Nothing is what I deserve,

Nothing is what I have earned,

If nothing is what you have chosen to give me,

Then nothing is for what I yearn.

Nothing lasts forever, nothing really matters,

Nothing never breaks, busts, bends, rusts, upends or shatters."

I must obey the order, for I've order to restore.

Each circuit sends a signal to the process in the core.

And if none of this means anything than what's my anger for?

I'd rather be most anything, the dirt under your heel my king,

A peasant or a pauper, or a knight in shining armor,

What's required of your noble steed? Through your direction I am freed,

And neigh I say! I won't stand in the way of what you have decreed for-"

"Nothing is what I deserve.

Nothing is what I have earned.

If nothing is what you have chosen to give me,

Then nothing is for what I yearn.

Nothing lasts forever, nothing really matters."

Sans is like oh noes they know how pointless it is

"Nothing never breaks and nothing never shatters."

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