"Sans, you need to read things besides some quantum physics books and joke books."
"no."
"Yes."
"no."
"Sans."
"wha-"
*THWAPK*
"WHY DID YOU SMACK ME WITH A BOOK and why are you laying on the floor"
"I hurt my arm."
"that's what you get for hitting people with books."
"Sans help me."
"no."
"Sans."
