You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot them,
Undertale dudes.
They're following you
About 30 feet back.
They get down on all fours and break into a sprint.
They're gaining on you.
Undertale dudes.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
They're almost upon you now
And you can see there's sauce on one's face!
My god, there's sauce everywhere!
Running for your life
(For Undertale dudes.)
One's giggling at life.
(It's Undertale dudes.)
Lurking in the shadows
Indie game superstar Undertale dudes.
Living in the woods,
(Undertale dudes)
Cooking for sport,
(Undertale dudes.)
Not leaving any bodies,
Actual, idiots, Undertale dudes.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost them,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with fictional characters,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a pun trap!
Laughing off your ass,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Stepping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Undertale dudes.
Talking about souls,
(Undertale dudes.)
But they don't hear you enter,
(Undertale dudes.)
You're sneaking up behind them.
Tickling superstars Undertale dudes.
Fake fighting for your life with Undertale dudes,
Talking about life with Undertale dudes,
Eating up spaghetti,
Safe at last with Undertale dudes.
You stroll into the dark woods,
Laughs oozing from your friends throats.
But you have won.
You have befriended the Undertale dudes.
