This is How I Disappear

you won't be able to handle it..but one day I will tell you.

they all pasted out on the lounge area of the bus and I got up early to get ready to meet Gee's parents.

Gerard was still asleep in our bunk.

So I decided to have some fun with the passed out, possibly hung over guys laying on the floor.

"Gee...baby...hey wake up sleepy head."

"mmm...huh? Bells? Whats going on?"

"Hey baby I need you to help with something."

"What baby?"

"I need you to help me wake up the drunks."

"hahaha alright let me get on a shirt."

we slowly crept up on the guys snoozing on the floor.

we grabbed some pots and pans

"okay on three.....THREE!!!"

we bang them against each other

"WAKE UP!!!"

"LAZY ASSES WAKE UP!!!!"

"oh gosh we are gonna kill you!....ugh never mind."

"Yeah...ugh any one got asprin?"

"uh man give me one too."

"Give me coffee man."

me and gee sat and watched them try to get up and function with messy hair and wrinkled clothes.

"Hey Bells I need you to get your trunk and instruments together a cab will be here to take us home okay?"

"Alright, home...I like the sound of it."

"Me too now go."

we some how managed to get my trunk loaded in the cab and my bass and guitar.

and arrived at Gee's house.

"Wow its so...normal."

"Haha thanks come on let me show you were you can put your stuff."

he took me upstairs and opened the door.

"and this is our room."

"really?"

"Yep all ours."

"that bed looks like it hasn't been slept on in a long time."

"thats about right...well maybe a year or so."

"Really?"

"Yeah what are y-"

now now.

we just took a nap.

you dirty minds hahaha

we were extremely tired

"well the bed got used haha."

"Do you plan these things ahead Bells or you just spontaneously do these things."

"You my dear will never know."

his phone rang.

"Oh hey Mom. Yeah we are going to be there just give us a few minutes. uh I don't know whats her favorite why don't you surprise her? Oh I am sure she will love that. Okay mom I love you and see you in a few minutes."

"Your mom?"

"Yeah she is making you a special dish for lunch."

"Hmmm food sounds nice I am going to go get dressed."

we rushed to get ready.

Hoping we didn't give any indicators that we just had sex.

we hoped into his car and drove down a couple streets and he parked in a drive way and I suddenly found myself freaking out.