Kuroko no Basket Randomness

Murasakibara Through the Years II Murasakibara Atsushi Headcannon

Baby Mukkun

-actually below average height-wise and weight-wise

-fed a lot so he can grow

-never worked

-fastest metabolism ever

-no one saw him grow because it only happened at night

-literally never fit in baby clothes after he turned a year old

-ate the cake all by himself and had a HUGE appetite due to how much he was fed

-one time he fell asleep in the cake and his parents thought he was dead and had planned a funeral

-scared the fudgeballs out of his parents after he woke up

-parents screamed cuss words

-that's the story of how his first word was 'fucking shit heads'

Toddler Mukkun

-massive

-saved Kise from bullies

-thought that Kise was bullying him and thought that that was how friendship worked

-bullied Kise out of love

-cried a lot after Kise left (didn't want to appear weak in front of his crush)

-didn't realize he had a crush on Kise

-only ate sweets because Kise loved sweets

Teenage Mukkun

-never forgot about Kise (even though Kise forgot about him)

-still doesn't realize that he liked Kise

-sometimes falls asleep in cakes

-parents gave up on trying to stop him

-THE MINI-GIANT IS STILL GROWING AND HASN'T HIT HIS GROWTH SPURT YET

*****

Wow...

I never really shipped the two of them, but I got really into writing about these two....

wow

just wow

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