...this is gonna get NSFW real quick
Okay, um I'm really bad at these...
But don't read if you're under the age of 14 (but how many of you actually listened to that// looks pointedly at everyone)
Enjoy my lovely sinners!
*****
Akashi
-BDSM
-has a million and nine safe words
-never does something without looking for reassurance that what he's doing is correct
-even if he's absolute, he's still a
precious smol bean that only wants to make you happy
Aomine
-so happy that you hooked up with him
[ You: (slaps Aomine) what do you mean 'hooked up'?? I'm your girlfriend, for crying out loud
Aomine: (tries to find a way to escape) ]
-will find a way to get in the zone once you guys start
-17 rounds
-uses the energy he gains from sleeping during this time
Kagami
-oh my smOL CHERRY BETTER KEEP HIS CHERRY
-nervous af
-kinky af [he should meet Asahi- or nm Nishinoya get jealous//slapped]
-blushing every five minutes
Kise
-EXCITED FOR THE ACTION
-for some reason yells in the middle: where the heckles is Jensen Ackles
-everything stops that night
-nothing like that happens until you've banned him from Netflix...
-...and then there was Netflix and chill
Kuroko
-sweet vanilla child
-turned on by vanilla milkshakes
-cautious or dominant (no in between)
-probably would be walked in on
-it'd prob be Kagami
-he'd be scarred for life
Midorima
-oh my dear goodness...don't get me started
-his entire body is red
-but he later gets really into it
-his glasses get in the way EVERY SINGLE TIME
-literally just get the poor kid contacts
-makes you breakfast the next day because of your soreness
-ignores you after that for three days and blushes after you're mentioned
Murasakibara
-into the weird shiz where you eat food off other person's body
-thor's hammer has a second part (oh dear god)
-good luck doing anything for the next week
-okay, but he's chill with bottoming (on certain occasions)
-lazy af in bed
*****
Here's your daily dose of sinning
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