"Kuroko? Have you seen my apr-" The man was cutoff when he noticed his boyfriend of 4 years dressed in a onesie. "What... You were supposed to be dressed by now! Your parents and my dad are going to be here in a matter of minutes!"
Kuroko, however, saw no issue with what he was wearing. " But Taiga-kun said to be dressed. I'm dressed more than the salad right now. Do you want me to be buck naked on the table?"
Kagami grew red at the thought and frowned. "No.. especially since you invited the Rainbow Assholes..."
"Then why do you have so many issues with this?" Kuroko looked down at the Pikachu onesie that he had received for Christmas of the last year.
"Because it shows so much skin!"
"It's a onesie, Taiga-kun."
"And have you seen the butt area of this thing?!"
"Oh," Kuroko peered behind him. "I thought it seemed a bit drafty."
"Oh my god, I thought I was the dumb one here..." Kagami rubbed a bit of weariness away from his face. "Anyways, have you seen my apron? I don't want anyone randomly sitting on it when they arrive."
"No, sorry. But you know," Kuroko cutoff. "We could use the hole in the butt area to good use..." He paused.
"KUROKO NO!"
"Kuroko yes..."
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FanfictionHeadcannons, crack fics, one shots, and scenarios oh my... (tbh they're mostly headcannons bc I'm lazy af) Literally anything Kuroko no Basuke related that I think of will go here. There's no real theme, so be prepared. (The first few chapters have...
