Kuroko no Basket Randomness

You Meet Them for the First Time (pt. 1)

I decided to do the 100 theme challenge...since I update regularly, it may get done in 100 days

The only rule I have is that it can be scenarios, one shots (character x reader), or headcannons [btw that's not cheating- I'm gonna die as it is while doing this]

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Akashi

You stumbled through the door, and prayed the teacher wasn't in the classroom. Thankfully, she wasn't, but the devil was.

But you didn't know that he was the devil in a human form, no- you weren't that lucky. So you, being oblivious, didn't notice the unwavering look whilst you walked to your seat with a slight limp from knocking your shin on the door frame. The stare turned into a glare when Akashi Seijūrō realized you didn't realize he was there, or you ignoring him.

He didn't appreciate either of those options.

Hearing a dignified ahem, you looked to your left and saw a red-head glaring daggers at you. If looks killed, you'd have gone through 9 lives, and been tortured through all of them.

You covered your mouth with your hand, and subtly tried to hide the ever-growing grin that formed when you saw the short man. Akashi had noticed it, and his eyes honed in on what he could see of your rosy lips.

"...I believe it is polite to greet the President of the Student Council when he is taking attendance. Especially when he decides to not mark you tardy because he's trying to see gain your attention," he remarked dryly. He watched your form as you stood up to get a tissue from near the teacher's desk.

Approaching him, you handed the tissue to him and smirked. Confusion littered Akashi's face and his mouth was positioned to say something when you interrupted him and retorted, "My name's (L/N) (F/N). You should know my name before you try to get my attention to either announce your undying love for me or to try to bed me,"

Sitting down again, you looked up and couldn't suppress the mischievous smile on your face as you saw Akashi turn a furious red out of anger. "Oh," you continued as you saw Akashi still holding the tissue you'd given him. "That's to wipe your bloody nose when, and if you were trying to get me in bed, you see me naked," you bounty stated while referring to the tissue in his fisted hand.

"Akashi Seijūrō, I would like the attendance please," the teacher interrupted. Proudness flowed through you as you knew you had gotten the last laugh.

Akashi Seijūrō. Not bad for a short stack... you thought before ignoring the lesson being taught.

Aomine

The girls in the lunchroom were relentless. After having experienced a terrible morning (consisting of fights with a straightener, cereal being flung at your brother creating a good war, being late to class because you had to take another shower and fight the straightener again), you had discovered that a few papers due in an afternoon class were missing or splattered in milk-drenched marshmallows. You planned to redo the workbook pages during lunch, but the constant tittering and wolf whistles in the cafeteria were distracting you. Going outside hadn't been better, because there was a teacher on parole, and that teacher happened to have taught your afternoon class. Having him see you complete the homework now wouldn't leave a great impression.

The last option was the rooftop. You probably wouldn't be able to hear the annoying antics in the cafeteria, and teachers wouldn't be monitoring your every move with vigilance, so you clambered up the ladder while hoisting up your backpack with every rung.

A blob could be seen splayed out in the middle of the roof top, and curiosity got the better of you, so you stealthily tip-toed to go see what it was.