A Day in the Life of Reader-chan (pt. 3)

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Idk how long this is gonna be but it's cool

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1:07-

With a towel adorning your head, you walked into your bedroom and plopped down on the bed. You started to towel dry your (H/C) locks, and watched as it fell into damp strands.

Pulling off the towel that cover your undergarment-clad body, you pulled out a pair of shorts and a tee-shirt. (Luckily) After getting dressed, Oikawa crashed through your bedroom door and dove under the blankets.

"What are you doing?" You whispered to the cowering setter. He didn't reply, but he pulled you under the blanket mountain that served as his shelter.

"I burned Aomine's porn magazine," he whispered in fright. You now understood why he was freaking out.

"But why couldn't you hide in someone else's room?"

"The others got dragged in and picked sides, and are now having a pillow fight. They sacrificed themselves for me!" He dramatically said with a flourish of his hands.

Hastily removing the covers, you dragged Oikawa with you to the bathroom. A faint blush covered his face when he saw where you were going.

"W-What are you doing, (F/N)-san?" He stuttered.

You looked at him with a raised brow.

"Sorry, (F/N)," Oikawa meekly said.

"There's an unspoken rule that no one disturbs me when I shower or they experience death," you happily said.

"Ahhhhh, that makes sense," he connected two and two together. "But won't they get the wrong idea?" He said while tapping the pads of his pointer fingers together. [tamaki style-ing like a pro// shoved out the door]

"Okay, here's game plan!" You started brainstorming with him on what to do to win.

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Taking the pillow in one hand and a bottle of baby powder in the other, you stealthily exited the bathroom door and rolled to the door of your bedroom. Peering outside the room, you saw everyone attacking the other team with pillows while releasing war cries. Aomine seemed to be the Captain of the his team that consisted of Murasakibara, Bokuto, and Kuroo. Murasakibara seemed to just be used as a shield due to his height, but he was allowed to keep eating, so he seemed fine with the situation.

The other team's Captain was Kagami (because he hated Aomine and just wanted to fight him), and his team consisted of a reluctant Akaashi, Iwaizumi, and Tsukishima. Kuroko seemed to enjoy sneaking up on the other team and scaring them from behind. Oikawa and you were quickly approaching the 'battlefield'.

Iwaizumi and Akaashi were actually doing well, because they just didn't want to lose (especially to the BroyFriends ).

You let out a loud yell as you tackled Murasakibara and one led him down. By taking down the shield, Oikawa would have the other team wide open.

Murasakibara was struggling to get up, and with his height and strength, it wouldn't be long before he got up. So, doing the only thing you could do, you poured the baby powder over his head, making him look like a ghost.[ayyy kuroko]

No one spoke for a few moments out of shock.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Oikawa screamed before diving for Aomine's team. Ooo, someone was going to complain about that later...

A puff of white powder exploded all throughout the room as Oikawa dumped all of the baby powder onto the team's head.

"What the hell?" Aomine yelled out of surprise.

"...haha...love you too!" Oikawa scampered and hid behind your crouched form.

"Whose idea was this?" Kuroo exclaimed, not looking surprised but rather proud at how underhanded it was.

Kagami just dove in front of you two dramatically and blocked the other team as they ran to dive on the two of you. "Tell my mom and Himuro I love them," he whispered as everyone crashed on him.

Your team just didn't care. Technically, they won, so they were laid back about what was happening and didn't make a move to help their teammate. Kuroko was just upset that he wasn't included in Kagami's 'last words' and was just watching with an evil smirk.

You and Oikawa, on the other hand, were sobbing messes. The apartment was filled with your racking sobs and Oikawa's yells of revenge. Neither of you noticed Murasakibara sneak up and grab each of you over both shoulders.

You let out a cry of outrage, and hit your fits on his back.

"Iwa-chan! Help me!" Oikawa demanded. Iwaizumi just looked at him with a raised brow.

"Someone finally got rid of you," he replied half-jokingly. Oikawa pouted.

"Some knight in shining armor you are," he grumbled.

Time for Plan B:

Winking at Oikawa, you groaned in fake pain. Murasakibara seemed surprised as he faltered for a second. No one else was helping him as they were trying to keep Kagami down, and no one remembered that you were really the mastermind behind this plan.

"Ahh! Mukkun! That hurts; you're scaring me," your voice trailed off at the end to make your acting convincing.

He set the two of you down and patted the top of your head. "I'm sorry, (N/N)-chin," he said sorrowfully. You (tried) to kiss him on the cheek, and grabbed Oikawa's arm and dashed to your bedroom.

Pulling the covers over the two of you, Oikawa snuggled in to stay warm and you unconsciously tucked your head under his chin while cuddling closer to stay warm. Sleep and exhaustion overtook the two of you.



Let's just say you woke up about two hours later to the smell of Sharpie fumes.

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ayoooo only ten people have tried out for the volleyball team so I made it (I just hope i make the A team bc I really want to this year)

ENJOY iamkuroo_tetsurou

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