Aomine: the only one who can beat me is-
Kagami: yo momma
Aomine: shit man, that was once
Kagami: wait what
Aomine:...ahhh the first time I ever saw a gravure magazine was heaven
Aomine: my mother's reaction was not...
Kagami: HAHAHA AHOMINE
Aomine: FIGHT ME
Kise: but Kagami-cchi, when we went to your apartment last week, I found some magazines in a room with a half-naked woman
Aomine: *waggles eyebrows and nudges Kagami*
Kagami: she is juST A FRIEND FROM AMERICA.
Aomine: is she hot?
Kagami: well, she's out of your league, so don't get your hopes up
Aomine: FIGHT ME
Kagami: I will when Akashi is done glaring at us and Kuroko is done looking disappointed and exasperated
Aomine: geez, Mom and Dad are mean sometimes
*****
My first vball game is tomorrow WIDH ME LUCKKKK
But I have to "dress for success" tomorrow kms
I have to actually shavveeeeee
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FanfictionHeadcannons, crack fics, one shots, and scenarios oh my... (tbh they're mostly headcannons bc I'm lazy af) Literally anything Kuroko no Basuke related that I think of will go here. There's no real theme, so be prepared. (The first few chapters have...
