Kuroko no Basket Randomness

They Have a YouTube Channel

Aka: (low key) crackfic #3

Akashi

"Hello my subservient minions. I upload every Wednesday, and if you watch, you must subscribe,"

(Pauses and looks at papers on the desk in front of him.)

"I believe my first idea is to do the Boyfriend Tag,"

(Looks towards door.)

"Tetsuya! Come in!"

Aomine

"Satsuki, why am I here?"

"I decided to make you a YouTube channel, Dai-chan! All you ever do is play basketball, so I thought that you could teach people,"

(Aomine goes REALLY close to the camera and is the only thing you can see.)

"Remember the key rule: the only one who can beat me is me,"

"DAI-CHAN!"

(Screen blacks out.)

Kise

"Hey guys! You may know me as Kise Ryōyta, a model, and today I decided to introduce you to my friends!"

(Looks to the GoM seated next to him. Everyone looks thoroughly annoyed.)

"You took my magazines away for this?"

"It's not like it changes! It's the same thing in every magazine!"

"Kise-kun, I believe you may have annoyed Aomine-kun,"

"Not you too, Kuroko-cchi!!"

"I may need to side with Kuroko and Aomine on this, Kise. I'm not too sure why I am here, and I have paperwork I must attend to,"

"I'm here because Muro-chin promised me more food. I don't want to be here,"

"For once I agree with Murasakibara-kun, nanodayo,"

"WHAT'S HAPPENING? DON'T YOU LOVE ME-SSU~??"

"...not really Kise-kun."

"KUROKO-CCHI~~!!"

Kuroko

"Hello, I'm here today to thank you so much for 2 million subscribers! As requested, I am going to be pranking my friends with a few that were commented by my watchers. Don't forget to comment, like, and Audible.com,"

"Tetsu-kun, you're not supposed to put the promo in like that! Don't make it obvious,"

(Kuroko looks off camera. A slight smirk forms on his lips.)

"Aomine-kun, you just wrote it on a poster and taped it behind you when you were filming. I believe my promotion is better."

"At least mine is creative!"

"Listen to the person verified on Twitter,"

Midorima

"Today, I brought my friend, Shin-chan, on my channel! I know this is a joint channel, but he's too much of a tsun-tsun to actually upload, do I get most credit."

"OI! I edit the videos while you laze around eating snacks and having tea parities with my lucky items, nanodayo! I wanted to have an Oha-Asa based channel, but nooo,"

(Takao flicks Midorima in the head and mockingly glares.)

"Don't be mean to your boyfriend, meanie-pants!"

"WE ARE NOT DATING, NANODAYO,"

Murasakibara

"Today I'm going to be reviewing this Lay's Mac' and Cheese flavored chips,"

(Bites into chip and stares fully at camera.)

"They have wonderful crunch and ar- no Muro-chin, they taste nasty!"

(Himuro slaps his forehead from behind the camera and looks into the corner The Office style.)

"...I give up,"

*****

I have picture day tomorrow and I want to look nice but I always look like crap on these days

AND I HOPE U LIKE THIS BC IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT ON SCHEDULE BUT I DECODED TO DO IT BC I WAS GETTING BORED OF HEADCANNONS