Kuroko no Basket Randomness

Just the GoM Being Their Usual Idiotic Selves

"Guys, it's Friday!" Kise's singing rang through the air as he ran up to Aomine and Midorima. Slinging his arms around the two males, he turned to face the other Miracles. As Kise ruffled his hair, Midorima grunted at Akashi  in hopes that the more powerful man could get the bud of happiness and sunshine off of him.

"Kise-kun, I think you're killing Midorima-kun, or at least making him very mad." Midorima held Kuroko in higher respect than before for interjecting and saving him. (And saving Kise's life, because Midorima was very close to strangling him.)

"Kuroko-cchi! Not you too..." Kise retracted his arms and backed up a bit to pout. Midorima watched as Aomine's ears turned a bit pink from the blond man's actions, and it seemed that Akashi had seen it as well. Matching making the two of them would definitely be easier.

"Well, what are you even so hyped about? It's just Friday," Kise seemed very offended by Aomine's question, and gasped dramatically. Akashi rolled his eyes and Kuroko watched as Midorima pretended to gag himself to death.

"Just Friday?? Are you insane? Friday is the day for freedom! No more school, no more fangirls, no more TAXES!!" Kise spun around before dropping to the ground and making a grunt of pain. He'd forgotten that they were on a basketball court. 

Aomine turned and shot a free throw before speaking up. "I... think that's more of a you problem."

"I think you all have problems, nanodayo."

"And I think you're a hypocrite, Midorima-cchi,"

Midorima looked afronted and concerned for the future of the blond model. "How dare you... Oha Asa is a beautiful thing." Midorima paused before over-exaggeratedly checking out Kise. "Not that you'd ever know what beauty is..."

"ooo, get rekt." Kuroko waved a hand in front of his face as an imitation of John Cena, and Aomine yelped in surprise and in turn, the free throw he'd just shot missed and hit Murasakibara in the head.

"Mine-chin, I'm going to crush you," Murasakibara lifted Aomine as if he weighed nothing, and Aomine yelled in protest. Kise and Midorima seemed to stop arguing to watch the spectacle. "Up you go,"

"Get me out of here!!" Aomine's face was scary, but the effect was lessened by the fact that he was now precariously sat in a basketball hoop. "NO!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!"

But everyone was too far away to hear. Silently, they were all glad that Aomine was finally gone, but they soon regretted the thought when Momoi learned of what had happened.