Kuroko no Basket Randomness

A Day in the Life of Reader-chan (pt. 2)

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Making the pancakes was unfortunately the easy part. The next part was the real challenge- getting your unsufferable roommates to eat the food without complaints. Now, they were currently huddled on the sofa, and you had made about 40 pancakes that were precariously balanced on a huge plate. You had done what you normally did, and that consisted of making an impromptu type of buffet. There were two bottles of syrup, plastic forks and knives in separate piles (no one trusted these idiots with actual knives- Tsukishima, Akaashi, and Kuroko may have been exceptions but the others would throw a hissy fit if they saw that they got 'special privilages').

Wiping your hands on the front of your shirt, you walked into the living room to see that Bokuto was piled on top of Akaashi and Kuroo was just sitting on top of the two of them and scrolling on his phone as if there was nothing weird going on. Tsukishima was just listening to music on his headphones and looking at the ever-growing pile. Aomine seemed to have been dragged out of his prayer session and was teasing Kagami with Murasakibara, while Kuroko was holding Nigou and was slowly inching Nigou towards Kagami. Kagami surprising wasn't noticing, despite his fear of dogs.

Oikawa was just trying to persuade Iwaizumi to pay attention to him.

Sitting in front Kuroo, you realized that he was taller, so you decided to do a bit of roleplaying. "Oh, Kuroo-tono," Kuroo peeled his eyes from his phone and smirked when he saw your submissive and kneeling form.

"Yes, milady?" he suavely said in response.

"Gather the peasants and bring them to the feasting hall. The wonderful, talented, beautiful, and amazing chef seems to have prepared a feast,"

"Don't group me with those thick-headed idiots over there," Tsukishima scoffed. He pulled Oikawa away from Iwaizumi and was given a grateful and thankful look. Kuroo saved the exhausted Akaashi from dying and hauled him to the buffet. You decided to wait for the others to help themselves before you took your food.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE IT A HAT?" You heard Kagami yell.

"Shut up, she's going to hear!" A hushed whisper quieted him. A flurry of whispers erupted, and you warily looked towards the door to see what they were doing.

Once seeing that's no one was going to disturb you, you just started reading on your phone.

Ploppp

A soft stack of pancake were dropped on your head, and syrup dripped down. The men kneeled infringement of you, all except Tsukishima (who was standing to the side with a pancake burrito in his hand), Akaashi (who had given up on forcing Bokuto to just eat, and was now holding both of their plates), and Kuroko (who was watching everyone while feeding Nigou some strawberries he had cut up from the fridge. Nigou was just enviously looking at the pancakes on everyone's plate).

"What did-what is- WHY??" You stuttered out in confusion. The others looked proud their work and had the widest smile pulling at their faces.

"You're our pancake queen," Aomine said with a light smirk instead of everyone's grins.

"And I could just eat you up," Kuroo added. Aomine's smirk just widened as he noticed the obvious innuendo.

The idiots didn't always get along, but this was one of the few times that there was peace in the apartment. Now, let's see if it lasts until after the shower you needed to get rid of the syrup you were drenched in.

Spoiler Alert: it doesn't

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ayyyyyyy iamkuroo_tetsurou i hope this part was decent...

haPPY 50th PART

wish me luck bc I have volleyball tryouts today and ughhhhh I'm low key stressed