Kuroko no Basket Randomness

A Day in the Life of Reader-chan (pt. 4)

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You woke up with a jolt, and in turn woke up Oikawa.

"Ugh, what happened," he groaned. Waking up suddenly wasn't his forte, and that was proven by the fact that Iwazumi's yells could often be heard throughout the morning if Oikawa had something to do in the morning.

"Something smells weird," you said while sniffing the air around you.

"Yeah, I smell it too," he agreed while getting out of bed to smell the rest of the room like a dog. He ran back to bed and grabbed the blanket and wrapped it around his body while hissing, "Mine."

"What? Noooooo," you squealed when the cold air hit the area of your legs that your shorts didn't cover.

"But where the smell coming from? It can't be from your terrible bed head that probably smells," Oikawa asked while changing the topic, signaling that he would be keeping the blankets for himself.

Exiting the room after glaring at the whiny boy, you went to the living room the find out if the stench was everywhere in the apartment. The only thing you discovered, however, is that the living room had been cleaned up (probably after a lot of forcing on behalf of the sane occupants you lived with) and the boys were either doing homework or watching the game that was on tv. There was a rule that if there is going to be a game watched, there must be a game of rock-paper-scissors to see who picks what sport to watch.

But once you entered the room, with Oikawa hopping behind you with his blanket burrito, everyone's attention was focused on the people who had just entered. Laughs filled the room.

"What is it? What's so funny?" You implored, tilting your head to the side in confusion.

Tsukishima cleared his throat and everyone quieted down. "We decided to go out for dinner, so get ready quickly,"

Upon second glance, everyone seemed to be a little more dressed up from the usual tee-shirt (which was optional for some) and basketball shorts. A few button up shirts were seen, and jeans and khakis were littered everywhere.

"Oh! Okay," you were surprised at how quickly they must've been able to come to a decision, for there were generally arguments and a lot of disagreements. And insults. Lots of those.

You left the room, and walked to get some decent clothes. Oikawa did the same, but Aomine and Iwazumi sniggered as he passed.

"Any minute now," Kuroo muttered to the others. He'd been pinching Bokuto to make him shut up this entire time so that he wouldn't accidentally do something to give it away.

"Kuroko, do you have the camera? Iwaizumi?" Kagami checked.

"Yes. (F/N)-san is more observant, so I'll take the pictures of her. Sorry, Hajime-kun, you'll have to deal with Oikawa," Kuroko apologized, but sounded relieved that he didn't have to do anything with the famous drama queen.

"Why can't Oika-chin just take it himself? He likes taking selfies," Murasakibara drawled.

"It's blackmail for next time we need them to do something," Kuroo explained calmly.

You walked to the restroom, and the others saw you walk across the hallway.

"Now,now,now,now,now!" Kagami chanted while nudging Kuroko towards the bathroom.

You looked in the mirror and screamed. A similar one sounded from across the apartment.

Strewn all over your face were multiple terrible doodles of stick figures doing things that should never be repeated. Little basketballs littered your sheets, and you could tell which pictures were obviously drawn by Aomine with the Sharpie.

That's what the smell was. You mentally facepalmed as you realized what the other boys had planned. Since you were caught up in your thoughts, you didn't see the flash on a camera go off until it was too late.

"Kuroko! You dumbass," you growled. And equally annoyed Oikawa emerged from the other bathroom as you looked at the mischievous looks on the other boys' faces.

"I'm going to murder you tonight. Watch out," you threatened before going to wash off the boobs that covered your forehead.

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was this funny iamkuroo_tetsurou ? Idk I hope it was