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Thank you so much everyone and i hope you enjoy this one shot i found inspiration for while at swimming
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You nervously stepped out of the bathroom, and looked up to see if Riko and Momoi approved.
Wait, let's take it back now y'all... [one hop this time, right foot let's stomp//slapped]
Your boyfriend, Akashi, had decided to host a summer pool party for the Teiko team. Kuroko had talked about it at practice, and the Seirin team had decided to self-invite themselves- much to Akashi's dismay. Soon, others started inviting themselves, and now there was a whole hoard of people waiting for you to come out and join them. Even you weren't too sure of who all was attending, and that should be surprising considering the fact that you were the one to talk to all the people Akashi had harmed before he had returned to his original self.
Let's just say that it took a long time to get over 500 people's forgiveness...
***present***
Riko pulled at the strap of the one piece and readjusted how it fit on you. Momoi just giggled in response, causing you to glance at her out of curiosity. "What is it, Satsuki? Is there something wrong?"
Momoi headed to the door and looked back while saying, "Nothing's wrong, I just want to film Akashi's reaction to seeing how FREAKING HOT YOU LOOK!!!"
You tackled Momoi and forced her mouth shut and covered it. Riko snickered and you glared at her as well. "Are we going now? Everyone's gonna be waiting for us!" Momoi whined.
Or at least, tried to. It was difficult to understand her with her mouth sealed shut, but you and Riko understood the gist of it.
"Okay, we will," you sighed. You really didn't want to let everyone see the swim suit you were wearing, because Momoi picked it out. That should be enough explanation. "One thing before we leave: Riko, hand me the tape,"
Riko walked over to your desk and picked it up. She handed it back to you in confusion, and you cut off a piece before securely fastening it over Momoi's mouth. Realization flashed in Momoi's face as she figured out how painful it would be to remove it, so she was going to be stuck with it for a while. Unless an idiot decided to rip off without mercy. Good thing Aomine and Kagami were attending the party.
Getting off of Momoi and brushing imaginary dirt off of your swimsuit, you gestured for the two of them to follow you silently. You had come up with the idea to push Akashi into the pool, for he didn't intend to enter the water, and had made that abundantly clear. You whispered your plan to Riko and Momoi and sneakily crept onto the pool deck as they wore matching sadistic grins.
Akashi could be seen directing Hyuuga and Kasamatsu to move some of the refreshments away from Aomine and Kagami. You were able to piece together that they had had a food fight, and having tied (to their dismay), they then had argued about who had won. Soon, food was brought into the fight, and the entire deck was covered in the result of no one monitoring the two dumbasses. Akashi wasn't happy with the mess. [hey levi // thrown out of the room]
A few of the boys- specifically Kasamatsu, Izuki, and Mitobe- saw you, Riko, and Momoi sneak up behind Akashi, but you and Momoi raised a finger to your lips to silence them while Riko drew her thumb against her neck to threaten them. They blanched and pretended to ignore the antics occurring behind your boyfriend's back.
"Okay, I'll run and push him into the pool. Riko, you get Hyuuga-kun and Momoi can get Dai-chan or Tetsu-kun. Do it on my signal," you whispered as the two of them ran to their positions behind their chosen target and when they saw you running full speed at Akashi, they did the same to their victims.
You really had thought this out. You just didn't realize that Akashi knew what was going to happen, and as he suavely side-stepped, and you ran full speed into the pool.
Sputtering, you pouted and looked at Akashi. "What was that for, meanie?" You heard the distant complaints of Aomine and could sense Hyuuga looking for his glasses.
Eyebrow raised he walked over and sat in a pool chair and sipped his drink before responding coolly, "I'm the one being mean? Who was going to shove me into the pool just now?"
You blushed at what he said and struggled to get out of the pool. Akashi noticed this and walked over and lifted you up. "Honestly, I'm surprised that you've been able to survive this long. You're a mess,"
"At least I'm a hot mess. Your hot mess, specifically," you said this while trying to jump out of his arms. Akashi tightened his grip on you. You had a perfect view of the pool from your position, and discreetly signed that Riko and Kuroko should take one of the buckets and fill it with water and pour it on top of Akashi. Your job was to keep him distracted. And you definitely knew how to distract him.
"Seijuro, do you really love me?" You did your best to look sullen while holding back giggles. Akashi's face was priceless; he never expected you to ask that.
"What makes you say that, darling? What did I do to make you believe that? I love you with ever fiber in my body!" Akashi looked nearly desperate at this point as scenarios, and you almost wanted to take back what you had said, but Riko and Kuroko were almost near the two of you with the buckets. "Are you breaking up with me? Please don't, my dear," he nuzzled his nose into your neck.
Riko and Kuroko were just behind Akashi.
"Put me down, Akashi-san," And that was the limit. You had done the few things he'd never expected of you. You had used a harsh tone, rejected what he said (technically ignored), and used his surname with an honorific. He set you down and hesitantly took a few steps back- as if you were a wild deer about to run away. Everyone was now watching in shock.
That is, until Aomine finally pulled the tape off of Momoi's mouth, causing her to scream. Riko and Kuroko used this opportunity to pour the water on Akashi's head. You ran away from Akashi in his few moments of shock, and he stared at your (H/C) locks flying as you ran (and your butt, but he'll never admit that).
Akashi turned around and glared fiercely at the two culprits, but the severity of it was reduced because of his sopping wet hair and shorts. Riko finally said, "IT WAS (Y/N)'S IDEA!!! KILL HER INSTEAD!!!"
After everyone ran away to play Marco-Polo in the pool (that was Izuki's idea-with a terrible pun, but Hyuuga was held back to prevent any murders), Akashi turned towards his house to see you grinning back at him. He smiled lightly to himself, and smirked at you.
I hope she realizes that this is why I love her, and will never let her and her terrible pranks go, he thought to himself before going to give you your punishment...
OMAKE:
Izuki: while our shortstack emperor is planning how to kill (Y/N)-chan, how about we play Marco-Polo?
Kise: *runs and belly flops into the pool- everyone winces* That sounds like fun, ssu~
Izuki: Okay, but who should I Marc-Op on? [Mark up on]
Hyuuga now turned a lovely shade of purple and green. Riko hit Izuki on the head before starting to usher him into the house to get more drinks. Hyuuga would need a cup of water to recover.
And upon entering the house, Izuki was scarred for life as he heard the noised coming from your 'punishment'...(aka: he came outside with chattering teeth while muttering to himself and sat in the corner of the deck, rocking back and forth.)
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