Kuroko: okay everyone, why am I here?
Akashi: where is Aomine?
Momoi: daI-CHAN! GET YOUR PERVERTED ASS OVER HERE?
Aomine: *mutters below breath* ...fiesty
Akashi: *glares at Aomine*
Kuroko: seriously why am I here?
Akashi: we wanted to make up for the events that happened in Teiko
Kuroko: oh, you mean being abandoned by Aomine and having him treat me like a piece of dirt?
Aomine: *winces and looks away*
Kuroko: and being treated as a sixth man but never being appreciated?
Akashi: *faintly blushes and coughs*
Kuroko: and being opposed and 'crushed' every day?
Mukkun: *mouth gaping open; picky stick dangling*
Kuroko: and nearly being strangled everyday? *glares at Kise*
Kise: *just keeps on sparkling innocently- literally just an oikawa type of aura (only when oikawa is with iwaizumi)*
Kuroko: and being told that my basketball will never win?
Midorima: *drops lucky item from intensity of Kuroko's glare*
Kuroko: yeah, I'm chill with it. I'm totally over it.
Kuroko: now time to find the people that believe in me
*walks away*
*sunglasses fall from the sky into his face. Boss Ass Bi*** starts playing in the background*
*****
Am I funny yet???????
Tbh idk what this is i just hope I made you laugh (prob not but yolo)
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FanfictionHeadcannons, crack fics, one shots, and scenarios oh my... (tbh they're mostly headcannons bc I'm lazy af) Literally anything Kuroko no Basuke related that I think of will go here. There's no real theme, so be prepared. (The first few chapters have...
