Kuroko no Basket Randomness

The Two of You Go Bowling

GoM+Kagami

Akashi

The two of you were going bowling for your date. This had been Kise's idea, and that fact itself made you feel hesitant about how this was going to go. Bowling either way hadn't always been your forte because you always got a little too competitve. Akashi was going to win, so you knew not to get your hopes up too much.

Entering the bowling alley, you already were sure that this wasn't going to end well, because you didn't want to ask for bumper rails, and the last time you had gone bowling was a few years back. Akashi readied the game.

You nearly broke out in a cold sweat.

"(Y/N), stop daydreaming and pick a ball. I already picked up one, and you're going first," Akashi shook your shoulder and you looked up. You hadn't been paying attention, so his first sentence took your mind to the filthy gutters. A subtle blush adorned your cheeks as you walked away. Akashi just chuckled lightly to himself as he realized what had happened.

You came back with a ten pound ball, and looked up at the tv displaying the score. No one had scored, so this could really help you. Your nerves disappeared for a moment.

Ah, crap. It was a gutter ball. Your nerves returned full force, and you just stood by the ball return machine while ignoring Akashi's gaze. Once you received the ball, you took a deep breath and exhaled as you threw the ball.

The pins all clattered down, and Akashi's light clapping of his hands brought you back to reality, and you ran and hugged him. "Seijuro! I did it!"

He patted your hair, and took his ball and threw it. Shoot, you thought, I forgot that I was playing against Akashi Seijuro.

He had gotten a strike.

Aomine

Aomine had been dragged to the bowling alley after you had heard about the date Akashi had gone on with his girlfriend. You knew Kise had suggested it a few days ago, but seeing that Akashi hadn't killed anyone (specifically Kise) after the date, you had concluded that it must have gone well.

"Come on, Daiki! I want to beat you at bowling, so that you can see my true skills," you said this as you were lacing your shoes. You looked up in confusion when you didn't hear a reply, but saw Aomine looking at the different bowling balls.

"Oi, (Y/N), why can't you have boobs as big as these bowling balls? They need to be squishier," he said as he motioned with his hands how they should be squishier.

Needless to say, the date never finished, and you never went bowling with him afterwards.

Kagami

"(Y/N), are you sure you want to do this? We can go to the park or Maji Burger, instead?" Kagami asked apprehensively. You giggled at his nervous antics, and realized why he was asking this. He was just making sure that you were happy with the idea, for he had never really had a girlfriend. It wasn't that he didn't have girls liking him (many did- to your dismay), he just was too focused on basketball and school.

But he did like you a little too much to have you leave him.

"Don't worry, Tai-chan! I just want to spend time with you, and I know this will be fun because it's different from a normal date!" You said this sweetly while pecking him on the cheek. His blush made you want to make his face match his hair, so you wrapped your arm around his.

"W-Why is this different? Do you not like it??" He started lowkey freaking out, and you calmed him down by running ahead and calling back,

"No! This time I can cream your butt and WIN!!"

And that you did, leaving Kagami stunned at the fact that you didn't need bumper rails, for the ball never went in the gutter. But the rails were put up for Kagami.

Really, you thought. An American kid should at least have a little more experience at this game.

Kise

"No. I'm not going," you stubbornly said, with your arms crossed over your chest. Kise must have been really persistant, for he didn't notice your cleavage increase, and was instead pouted at your face.

"Please, (N/N)-cchi! I really want to go with you!" Upon looking at your resolute face, he added, "I'll do anything you want me to for a week if you win. How does that sound-ssu~?"

"...Fine, but if you win, I'll pay for the next games. That way, I don't owe you anything," You finally gave in to his demands, and got up from your seat on the couch.

***timeskip***

"Screw this. It must be rigged," You said with a hint of anger tinting your voice. You had just lost in the first game of bowling.

"That's okay ssu~. I do want a rematch. I could've done better," Kise said with a relaxed smirk on his face. [tbh srs kise will definitely be the death of me//ignored]

And you now realized that you could finally show off your skills at bowling because you figured out that Kise will not be going easy on you.

The next game resulted in you crushing him like Murasakibara on defense.

And that's the story of how you had a personal slave for a week, and how Kise learned to never challenge you in bowling.

Kuroko

Yeah, it was a good date until you didn't realize that he was behind you, and hit him in the chest with an eight pound bowling ball.

RIP Kuroko Tetsuya

Midorima

"I'll win, nanodayo. Just watch. Today's luckiest sign is Cancer [haha jk. today's is Virgo. Cancer is ranked fourth] ," your exasperated boyfriend said. He'd been trying to convince you that it's pointless to go bowling as a date. You didn't realize it, but he just wanted to stay home and lightly cuddle you with a movie. You always made the best popcorn.

"No you won't, Shin-chan! I may refuse to play basketball with you, but I will win." You were stubborn, for you knew he wasn't going to let you lose. That's why you brought Takao with you, knowing he would make your boyfriend's competitive streak come out.

Midorima finally noticed Takao. "Why the hell is Takao here?" he asked while glaring at Takao. Even though it may have been his lucky day, it just kept getting worse and worse with every passing moment.

"Oh, I invited him because I needed some real competition while bowling. I knew I was going to win easily, so I decided to make this interesting," An evil look filled Midorima's eyes.

in the bowling ...

"Shin-chan! You can't shoot a bowling ball!!!"

Murasakibara

"Now can I have my snacks?" Murasakibara grabbed for the snacks that you kept out of his reach. You sighed because this was the sixth time he'd asked in the last few minutes.

"Not until you win the game, Mukkun,"

*****

I went bowling today and won both games...

Here ya go! have this terrible chapter